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[Jesus Christ]

I think I will just move, this house is dead to me. Strongly disliked seeing a fucking 3" spider in here, and don't know how that cunt got in from outside.

Not fucking cool.

not cool at all...imagine you see one of those fuckers in your car while driving?

lighting garages on fire. was it accident or destiny. We shall never know.

or spider

[kevinc]

why did you burn down your house?

because spider.

[Kielan]

actually its spider story time.

So last night I walked out to my garage to do some work on my car, and at the end of the garage was two fucking 3" across goddamn fucking spiders. Just sitting there, and one was pregnant. It is like 2am at this point, and I am already tired and ****** life, so this is really the last thing I want to deal with, but I ran over and stomped on both of those fuckers.

I was happy at that point when out of the corner of my eye I see something run under my car. Fuck. So I grabbed a flashlight and looked under there and sure enough, another goddamn big ass spider, staring me straight in the face. I grabbed a jack handle and squashed that faggot, once again feeling accomplished.

As long as you kill any spider you see, I figure it is ok. Of course, out of the corner of my eye I see another blur go flying into a pile of parts. I go over and tentatively look through everything, and he is gone, no sign of him. After a little bit more looking, I gave up and went back to what I was doing, doing the goofy tippy toe dance around the garage for the rest of the night.

Then tonight, I walk into the house, and turn the light on, and see the fucker* run under my table. I move all the chairs out of the way, and then slide the table out. We make eyecontact, and then I smacked him with a rolled up newspaper. That didn't actually kill him, his legs just curled up, and he sat there sort of twitching in pain. I left him like that for a few minutes, then finally squashed him and threw him outside.

*I realize it was probably another spider, but I like to believe it was the same one, so that there isn't one that got away.

Picture of the three dead ones from the garage

Holy fuck I'd be in there with a fucking flame thrower.

[Kielan]

Pretty much sums it up.

Seriously no dramatization there, if I had the resources I'd do that shit.

[Gator]

Kielan if you had the resources you'd fuck your own butt

[Kielan]

I'd fuck your butt actually.

[Jesus Christ]

I'd fuck your butt actually.

my god kielan that the funniest shit youve ever posted

[Moose]

I'd fuck your butt actually.

strong fucking comeback, goddamn

[Kielan]

my god kielan that the funniest shit youve ever posted

After being around you sick fuckers all the time, you pick up a few things.

[jasonklee]

Multiquote Time!

spiders dont get to me at all...neither do snakes or any of that stuff
ive walked around aligators

Screw Spiders.

you stare at calculators?

...touche.

No thank you.

stop fucking posting up pics of spiders

That.

You don't quote the shit with the picture still in it.

Too late.

"I told you so" isnt my style. As long as you learn a lesson from your mistakes, thats enough for me

"I told you so" is more my style.

yo RT. been a while.

Hi Coco.

holy shit i just realized this shit is 4k pages strong now lol

i love this song

YouTube - Katy Perry ~ E.T. (with lyrics)

Me too.

Smile in your photos, kelly!

I'm waiting on oxer's huge multiquote, but he is not delivering.

Sorry. I was in class.

Oxer doesn't multiquote, that's Jason or Alex.

And I don't smile.

Yup. Here I am.

Has everyone forgotten how to spell lose?

The game?

i have a signature!

Awesome!

SUP RT'ERs

Hi.

I could post the best j-pop video ever. but Ill wait til another time

Post it! Now!

I'm out guys.

Have fun.

See ya Andrew

Oh Jesus, I don't know what I've gotten myself into here.

Casey you'll have to tell me right when we meet.

In other news...

Not really sure... [img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5101/5660369812_bfa7d1a848_b.jpg

Do not want.

[Kielan]

Holy multiquote batman.

[Gator]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0"]YouTube - DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/ame]

[Gator]

and with that, I got to bed

[Jesus Christ]

me too later gents

[Gator]

P.S.