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[da3bous]

50mins until I get to tear open a 2011 GTI ECU, fun

at roughly 2K for a new one, i suggest you put electrical leads to your ears and wear magnetic gloves.....

[Average_Jerk]

at roughly 2K for a new one, i suggest you put electrical leads to your ears and wear magnetic gloves.....

thats teh SOP around here

[kevinc]

dont forget to wear a condom too, just in case.

[Average_Jerk]

dont forget to wear a condom too, just in case.

condoms are a gimmick, they dont really work

[Jesus Christ]

hello everyone

[Kielan]

condoms are a gimmick, they dont really work

[kevinc]

fuck I missed my 1000th post.

[shogunner]

hey infantiles!

[da3bous]

condoms are a gimmick, they dont really work

True fact the only way to make sure a girl doesn't get preggos is to rub your junk with chicken blood and if you get a STD from a girl, i like to use the zimbabwe/South african method of finding a virgin to have sex with.

[Kielan]

And what method would that be?

[jasonklee]

hello everyone

hey infantiles!

Oh hai.

[kevinc]

True fact the only way to make sure a girl doesn't get preggos is to rub your junk with chicken blood and if you get a STD from a girl, i like to use the zimbabwe/South african method of finding a virgin to have sex with.

looking for a virgin? search is over, Kielan's here.

[Kielan]

looking for a virgin? search is over, Kielan's here.

Can we not spread that around the internet? kthnxbai.

[jasonklee]

Be back in 1 hour.

[da3bous]

And what method would that be?

i think they call it surprise sex.