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[Jesus Christ]

seriously??

ive never ever met one......not one.

in my experience she smokes = she pokes so go for chicks smoking cigs

[Spencer]

Woke up with pubes in my teeth.

Best line ever.

[vdubkid]

I kinda wanna get away from this shitty weather though. Anyone want to transfer to USC with me?

i've got friends at USC. they fucking **** it. it's all frat boy, daddy's money bull shit.

[Lukey]

i reckon i just did about 3 days of shit just then

all diarrhea

[Jersh]

i've got friends at USC. they fucking **** it. it's all frat boy, daddy's money bull shit.

damn... i'm not bro material. and i don't have any money. and the search continues...

[Kielan]

I kinda wanna get away from this shitty weather though. Anyone want to transfer to USC with me?

Meh, shitty weather doesn't bother me that much, girls here still dress like its summer so it doesn't bother me.

[Lukey]

i feel a bit,


shitty

[Jersh]

Meh, shitty weather doesn't bother me that much, girls here still dress like its summer so it doesn't bother me.

i absolutely despise the cold. and there aren't really any girls here to look at so...

[Kielan]

Well here there are lost of girls to look at just saying.

[Jersh]

maybe next year... we'll see. the funny thing is that i've mentioned transferring around some of the girls i know here (the only hot freshman that are lying hypocrite attention whores) and they seem to be the ones that are against it the most. i love telling them to have fun this year being a slut cuz when sophmore year rolls around everything comes back to shit on them... no guy will want them and they'll be sad lonely bitches. and i know this because i have seen it and heard it first hand.

[Lukey]

oy guys that chick ive been talking to heaps should be comin round tomorrow ( saturday ) to watch some man vs wild, top gear and drink before goin to a mates for predrinks before goin to the pub

[Drama]

I would have hit it.

But then again I really can't talk.

Of course you can't.

i'd hit it. swallowing is a big deal. worth the moral/social conflicts.

mos def.

Well he should of just gotten a BJ.
I need a pic to see if she is worthy of dick

Does she check the RT on StanceWorks? haha

He was going to after he found out a bunch of people knew what was gonna happen. Then she was down to just give a BJ but then he was like fawk that, she's a skeez.

I don't even know if she has a myspace, cause who uses myspace nowadays? And I don't know if she even knows what FB is.

And no, but I told her Ima share this with my RT fam and she was like .

Alex, you are a little girl when it comes to sharing stories, get over it and post. If you do, I will post pics of the biggest mistake of my life.

Hey hey.. FUCK YOU

We are calling Alex a bitch for not posting pics/sharing stories.

Cause I got off the laptop for a few minutes...

alex are you seriously bitchin out right now?

i just walk in here and get blind sided by the scent of your vagina

Oh really? Did it smell like flowers?

yeah Alex. you're being a real kielan right now.

A real Kielan right now? No, I was just off the laptop for a little bit.


So story time. All this she told me too.

Her 2nd day at school. I have her for 3 classes. 1st class of the day...

"So, what's the craziest thing you've done?" (I was talking to my frirend Connor)
her: "Oh! Promise you won't tell anyone this..."
me: "ok...."
her: "Pinkie promise? "
me: "WTF are we in elementary school or something?"
her: Just pinkie promise!"
me: "Whatever."
her: Okay....*sighs*. The first time I had sex, it was a 3sum"

then 6th period...
"Remember when I told you I had the 3sum?"
"Yeah.."
"well it was with two guys...omg it feels so good to get that out of my chest."
"What, the dick or your thoughts?"
then she got mad.

Then she told me some other one about doing everything with one other guy. Then she told me another (I forgot what happened)

Then she wanted to fuck my friend. She even wore a thong the day it was going to go down.

[Jesus Christ]

i think she wants to be double teamed dude

[Lukey]

spit roast that shiela!

[Drama]

That's what I'm guessing. And you know how it started with my friend and her?

her 1st day, she already knew my friend so she needed someone to hang with at lunch.
lunch starts...
*She texts my friend: "Hey where are you? "

no reply till end of lunch
"Sorry I was at home eating"
"With who?"
"I was by myself. No one at home"
"Oh well, can I come next time? "
"sure"
"Then we could....you know "
" I guess ) When?"
"Wednesday? "
"For sure"

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