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[M.Burroughs]

rly have to poop

[K.rischan]

So when I left to come to work today, I went to wash the windscreen with the window washer... and there was no water left in the bottle, so all the shit on the windscreen got smudged.

I had a bottle of water, so I open the door and pour water on it, then put the wipers on. In a RHD car the wipers wipe to the rhs, so naturally I get covered in fucking water. So there I am soaked, running late for work, already around the corner from home. Being a complete moron I do it a second time...

So Im like fuck it. Wipe my face and glasses so I can see the fucking road, Drive to work with the windows down in the hope Ill dry off before I get to work.

Get to work, and my shirt was only slightly damp, almost 100% dry.


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Love those stories.


One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.

[Oxer]

Sunday = not that many people on the forums.

Tomorrow however, lots of people. Storm

Expect to read essays.

I ate a large bag of microwaved popcorn tonight, Dont know if I could do more.

rly have to poop

Will you think of me as you squeeze?

[M.Burroughs]

always

[Oxer]

Love those stories.


One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.

**** when that happens.

[Oxer]

always

Life = fulfilled.

[benz88]

Love those stories.


One of mine. Sounds like invented,but it is true.
A few days ago, i think it was thursday, i went to the toilet. Sat down, took a dump. BAM! No toiletpaper.
Had to move to the toilet cabin next to me. luckily there was no one in it.

**** that. When it happens is usually at work, in a single washroom.

[K.rischan]

**** when that happens.

poor guy, if that happens often to ya

[Oxer]

I feel like shit...


Too much mineral water...


My stomach has been talking to me all night... Bubbling and gurgling away... Wish the cunt would shut up.

[K.rischan]

I feel like shit...


Too much mineral water...


My stomach has been talking to me all night... Bubbling and gurgling away... Wish the cunt would shut up.

Never try 2 cans of Red bull, a whole package chocolate bonbons and chili chips

[Oxer]

mmm.... two nights off... Thank fuck!

[Kielan]

My friend here and roommate next year, his last name is Derr. How epic is that?

[Oxer]

as said...

Hullo.

[nellydragracer]

'Mineral water was a bad choice'

[Oxer]

Pretty much.