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[Average_Jerk]

Grandpa is sick, now I have to go to Americas uncut dick. Flo-ridah

both parts of that statement suck

[Stephen]

good idea
I need a coffee

It was extra strong today. Or I didn't eat enough. Dunno. Tweakin'

[Stephen]

Sipped Coffee




I'm Sweatin

[MommysLittleMonster]

Fuuuuuck I have to go to the dentist in 30 minutes for a filling and wisdom tooth extraction consultation. I really don't want to get this done.

LOL have fun. I **** going to the dentist more than I **** going to court.

Aye guise.

One of my friends is FB whoring cos I think he's broken hearted over like a week's worth of seeing a female... what a fucking vag man. And I'm here to do what I do best... Give him shit.

Tell him to sack up and bang a sloot. Sloots are a great way to get over heartache.

Way over caffeinated, can't focu

Yeah, and fuck using the letter S.

[mrg7243]

Time for lunch

[Jesus Christ]

both parts of that statement suck

He's a tank but during a drunk rambling he mentioned me, so of course my mom just bus me a ticket to see him.

That state makes by blood burn with the intensity of a thousand cinnabons

[jdel]

Need water

I'm so ready to make some money.

[Dudermagee]

Grandpa is sick, now I have to go to Americas uncut dick. Flo-ridah

that sounds rough

It was extra strong today. Or I didn't eat enough. Dunno. Tweakin'

Sipped Coffee




I'm Sweatin

obviously not enough

[Dudermagee]

Need water

I'm so ready to make some money.

the old water pyramid scheme

[Average_Jerk]

the old water pyramid scheme

I'll sell you water. then the more people that you get to sell water, the more money I make. wait, you make. the more money you make

[coconutt]

Tell him to sack up and bang a sloot. Sloots are a great way to get over heartache.

There is actually a bar fly that he might bang because of it. I give him shit for that too cos he "used" to have the hots for her, knowing she's a whore.

[jdel]

the old water pyramid scheme

I'll sell you water. then the more people that you get to sell water, the more money I make. wait, you make. the more money you make

Shhhh you aren't supposed to tell the secrets.

[M0ar.Stickers]

Girl hands me her phone and asks for my number.
Put in number, name as "nope", find the ugliest picture of her on the camera roll.
Set as contact photo.
Set phone back to home screen.
Text her "ha good joke!" While walking out of bar.

Yeahfuckyeah.gif

[Dudermagee]

I'll sell you water. then the more people that you get to sell water, the more money I make. wait, you make. the more money you make

sounds legit
where do I sign?

[Dudermagee]

Girl hands me her phone and asks for my number.
Put in number, name as "nope", find the ugliest picture of her on the camera roll.
Set as contact photo.
Set phone back to home screen.
Text her "ha good joke!" While walking out of bar.

Yeahfuckyeah.gif

csb