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[oHSo EuRo]

If I don't get my car back today. I'm gonna rage.

[oHSo EuRo]

Your buddy standing there not saying anything made it seem like he's the jealous type and so it looked like you guys suck each others cocks hahahahahaahahahaha

You probably know this from experience right?

[andybob]

Your buddy standing there not saying anything made it seem like he's the jealous type and so it looked like you guys suck each others cocks hahahahahaahahahaha

He's just completely retarded when it comes to talking to women. I'm not that good at talking to girls but he makes me look like a fucking pro.

[oHSo EuRo]

He's just completely retarded when it comes to talking to women. I'm not that good at talking to girls but he makes me look like a fucking pro.

If that happened to me, I'd be all like:

[coconutt]

He's just completely retarded when it comes to talking to women. I'm not that good at talking to girls but he makes me look like a fucking pro.

Reminds me of a time my friends first went to Hooters. All 3 of them took pics of their favorite looking waitress, but one of them was leaning away from the chick LOL. My friends and I looked all over for that pic but to no avail.

[Khalil]

[oHSo EuRo]

Reminds me of a time my friends first went to Hooters. All 3 of them took pics of their favorite looking waitress, but one of them was leaning away from the chick LOL. My friends and I looked all over for that pic but to no avail.

First time I went there, I left my waitress a dollar tip with a note that said "Nice tits".

[coconutt]

First time I went there, I left my waitress a dollar tip with a note that said "Nice tits".

Haha boss.

First time I went, it was packed. We didn't like the waitress cos she happened to have the smallest tits outta them, so we just ordered an appetizer, finished it and then went to a different Hooters lol.

[andybob]

We don't even have a Hooters around here anymore. lol

[andybob]

Well I suppose. Have to shower and get ready for work. Later dudes.

[coconutt]

[Dudermagee]

fuck today as well

[coconutt]

Missed the UFC fights completely. Damn China event.

[mrg7243]

Who the fuck sets their alarm for 600 630 700 730 830 930 945 and 1000 on a Saturday? OH my fucking roomate. Shits has been going off and with me yelling at him he wont wake up. Next time his alarm goes off I am going to bitch slap his ass. Happens everyday and he never wakes up.

[coconutt]

Keep a cup of water by your bed so you can toss it on his face. If he gets pissed, tell him he won't drown.