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[NegativeCamber]

one of the models that was there. grabbed lunch. was bsing about how awesome tailored was and that SW brought people from all over the world. then i was like "me sean paul and oxer should not have been in charge of letting people in". She agreed hahaha "you guys are all dicks separately, putting you together in a position of power was a terrible idea"

i see. now you hang out with reggae artists...

[Kielan]

the fuck you talkin about?

Juan Pablo Montoya decided that the Jet Dryer at the Daytona 500 would do a better job while stationary and in a huge fire.

fucking inbred hillbillies. its bad enough all they do is drive in circle. but those dumb fucks dont know how to use the brakes?

[Average_Jerk]

i see. now you hang out with reggae artists...

its more like he hangs out with me. kinda like my protege

[Average_Jerk]

Juan Pablo Montoya decided that the Jet Dryer at the Daytona 500 would do a better job while stationary and in a huge fire.

it was a mexican? so there were 50 people in the car, all illegals. nascar is changing i guess

[skrapez]

idiots.

[andybob]

it was a mexican? so there were 50 people in the car, all illegals. nascar is changing i guess

God damn Dave I lolled hard.

[Kielan]

it was a mexican? so there were 50 people in the car, all illegals. nascar is changing i guess

Yup. So lets have a quick recap of this Daytona 500.

First Danica Patrick decides that 10 cars should stop racing because she was doing her makeup or some shit while driving, and crashed.

Now, Juan decides that jet dryers would do a better job crashed, stationary, engulfed in a huge ball of fire.


NASCAR always proving that its not the race that's entertaining, it's the morons driving in it.

[skrapez]

what channel is the race on?

[Kielan]

what channel is the race on?

Fox.

[Average_Jerk]

that broad should have quit while she was ahead. now shes the laughing stock of motorsports

[Average_Jerk]

Fox.

i was gonna guess CMT

[andybob]

I used to watch Nascar when I was a kid. /redneck

It was a lot better when it was the Winston Cup. When it changed to the Nextel Cup that is when the general pussification of Nascar really started. I remember going to the track as a kid and while watching cars go in a circle is monotonous, the smell of race gas being burnt and the way they shake the grandstands while going by is pretty god damn awesome.

[Kielan]

I used to watch Nascar when I was a kid. /redneck

It was a lot better when it was the Winston Cup. When it changed to the Nextel Cup that is when the general pussification of Nascar really started. I remember going to the track as a kid and while watching cars go in a circle is monotonous, the smell of race gas being burnt and the way they shake the grandstands while going by is pretty god damn awesome.

No doubt its an experience, but sweet fuck...

[Khalil]

Yeah. I think I'm the only Mk4 owner I know that wears normal pants and doesn't rock trendy facial hair.

Hahahaha

Yup. So lets have a quick recap of this Daytona 500.

First Danica Patrick decides that 10 cars should stop racing because she was doing her makeup or some shit while driving, and crashed.

Now, Juan decides that jet dryers would do a better job crashed, stationary, engulfed in a huge ball of fire.


NASCAR always proving that its not the race that's entertaining, it's the morons driving in it.

[Average_Jerk]

I used to watch Nascar when I was a kid. /redneck

It was a lot better when it was the Winston Cup. When it changed to the Nextel Cup that is when the general pussification of Nascar really started. I remember going to the track as a kid and while watching cars go in a circle is monotonous, the smell of race gas being burnt and the way they shake the grandstands while going by is pretty god damn awesome.

ive been to a handful of circle track races. and race is fun to be at. i just dont respect the drivers lol