What do you say to police when pulled over?

[Nick475]

when i got pulled in my e28:

Officer: do you know why i stopped you?
me: um, no
O: your exhaust is a little loud
M: yeah, i had noticed that
O: why is it so loud?
M: i dont know, it was like that when i bought the car...
O: well, try to keep it down
M: im doing my best, but apparently im not very good at it


he just got back in his car and drove off.

where i live vehicles older than 20yrs can get "historic" license plates. this means that modern noise and safety standards don't apply (for the most part). the lights have to work, but other than that you can do almost anything.

Where in md are you?

[mrg7243]

I got pulled over when I lived in CO for

headlights to low
fogs were yellow
loud exhuast
tinted tails
excessive camber
plus other stuff

Since I had PA license plate I told the officer you cant say anything or give me a ticket. He had to call in to make sure I was right.

When I got busted for exhibition of speed for doing a rolling burnout I told the cop I was learning to srive stick. He didnt believe me LOL

[M0ar.Stickers]

I got pulled over when I lived in CO for

headlights to low
fogs were yellow
loud exhuast
tinted tails
excessive camber
plus other stuff

Since I had PA license plate I told the officer you cant say anything or give me a ticket. He had to call in to make sure I was right.

When I got busted for exhibition of speed for doing a rolling burnout I told the cop I was learning to srive stick. He didnt believe me LOL

[Queef|Chief]

Kinda on topic... I got pulled over today cause someone called in saying i was all over the road "drinking and driving" which in reality, I was swerving potholes and had a bottle of sun tan lotion that happened to look like a liquor bottle haha. Pretty damn funny

[Ieatpeople]

Where in md are you?

finksburg

[RumorMe]

Got pulled over in my e28.

Officero you know why I pulled you over?
*shines bright ass light in eyes*
Me: Excuse you officer.
Officer:What'd you say?
Me: Excuse you, I have sensitive corneas.

Got a tail light ticket, and a out past curfew because I never updated my license when I turned 18? He pulled me over at 11:58.

[SleepyRN]

I'm polite and they usually ask a question or two, look confused, and tell me to be safe. Ticket free.

I'd like to thank the smartasses for making it easier on me when I treat them with some respect they're surprised by it.

[Nick Nick]

i got pulled over for my exhaust the other day. the cop called me a smart ass for "making my car loud in front of him." i guess it was my fault because i didnt see him sitting next to the intersection i was pulling away from. he told me he could make me take the exhaust off right there, it took a lot for me to not look at him and tell him that would do the opposite of solve the problem

he ended up telling me to stop making my car loud in town, and then telling me to get the fuck to wherever i was going. i dont have a problem with the police, but i dont like when they are dickheads and im consistently respectful and polite.

TL;DR: cop was a dickhead and i was still repectful, no ticket.

[Celli]

Ive been pulled over for my tires. When he walked up, he said "hey bud, you know your tires look like they are too small for those wheels, you might want to look into that". I told him it was on purpose and totally safe. Even though it's not technically "safe". It gets the job done.

[scweet14]

cop: how high are you?
me: no officer, its hi, how are you.

[Celli]

cop: how high are you?
me: no officer, its hi, how are you.

[SSCACAHUETAS]

police pulled me over for

Headlights to low
license plate not visible
Exhaust to loud
and windshield obstruction (f***ing wink mirror)

Told him i'm a Veteran and he and I talked about what I did in the military, thanked me and let me on my way

[aLaFleur]

When i got pulled over at sowo for laying down some serious sparks past a cop I just kept my cool and was super polite. He even got me out of the car to talk about my flame throwers. "does that blow a big flame?" "only on private property, sir" Just ended up with a $15 seat belt ticket and an altered suspension warning. It pays to be respectful.

[Pekå]

"it´s not my fault! it isn´t me thay make the road markings so thick?"

just kidding. here in sweden all cops are lazy as retarded snails.

[Celli]

If a cop here sees flame throwers in your tail pipe, it's an immediate impound and a one way ticket to jail. When it comes to any kind of fire, fireworks, pyrotechnics, they get down to freakin business.