What do you say to police when pulled over?

[Kyle_Eagleton]

police pulled me over for

Headlights to low
license plate not visible
Exhaust to loud
and windshield obstruction (f***ing wink mirror)

Told him i'm a Veteran and he and I talked about what I did in the military, thanked me and let me on my way

They always go for the military story. I slip my ID under my drivers license, notify them if I have a firearm in my car, keep my hands on the wheel, etc.

Got pulled over one time going around 78 in a 40. He let me and my friend in front of me go, because at one time we were both stationed near each other (he was in the army).

Best thing to do is to be polite and follow directions. They deal with so much bullshit everyday, they don't need more.

[Belvader]

Your purdy

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

And unfortunately, sometimes respect and a solid argument just don't cut it. If the cops pay period ends tonight and he's one ticket short from quota, nothing you say will get you out.

not ruled out...especially in cases of police freshmen to distinguish themselves or old fucks boasting in front of their female colleagues...met many of them...

sometimes you can be as respectful as possible...a dick is a dick...i'm always respectful on cops because they always win out...if respect doesn't work out you need solid arguments...but they only bite if the officer has some technical understanding...

And unfortunately, sometimes respect and a solid argument just don't cut it. If the cops pay period ends tonight and he's one ticket short from quota, nothing you say will get you out.

[07NJx355]

"I didn't know I couldn't do that?"

"That was good wasn't it? Because I did know I couldn't do that!"

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

sometimes you can be as respectful as possible...a dick is a dick...i'm always respectful on cops because they always win out...if respect doesn't work out you need solid arguments...but they only bite if the officer has some technical understanding...

[stinkinrich]

''You took your time to catch up''

[P78]

not mine
but

[NICKCEFFY]

I got pulled for speeding back when i first got my Cefiro, i was showing off for a mate and gunned it down a street i think it hit about 100-110 (60km street) when i saw the party lights in my mirror. I pulled over strait away and had enough time to get out of the car and wait by the back corner of it on the foot path. The cop got out when he got to me and said how fast were you going, and i replied, not sure wasn't looking at the speedo, i was looking at the road in front of me!?! and he said well thats fair, and then proceded to tell me to be careful next time as the car stick out like dogs balls (it was the only one in the state at the time) and then wanted to sit in it and asked about all the guages on the dash (all mechanical, and illegal as well) then said have a good day and let me go with no fine or anything.

If a cop here sees flame throwers in your tail pipe, it's an immediate impound and a one way ticket to jail. When it comes to any kind of fire, fireworks, pyrotechnics, they get down to freakin business.

[Pekå]

"it´s not my fault! it isn´t me thay make the road markings so thick?"

just kidding. here in sweden all cops are lazy as retarded snails.

[aLaFleur]

When i got pulled over at sowo for laying down some serious sparks past a cop I just kept my cool and was super polite. He even got me out of the car to talk about my flame throwers. "does that blow a big flame?" "only on private property, sir" Just ended up with a $15 seat belt ticket and an altered suspension warning. It pays to be respectful.

[SSCACAHUETAS]

police pulled me over for

Headlights to low
license plate not visible
Exhaust to loud
and windshield obstruction (f***ing wink mirror)

Told him i'm a Veteran and he and I talked about what I did in the military, thanked me and let me on my way

cop: how high are you?
me: no officer, its hi, how are you.

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cop: how high are you?
me: no officer, its hi, how are you.