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[Average_Jerk]

If they can't out drink you they fail instantly?

tonights homework: Get a buzz while building a birdhouse, but the birdhouse can't come out like shit

[CrackerTeg]

studies show 7-8th graders with ruler shaped bruises is on the rise

Haha! Maybe it'll cause parents to actually give a fuck about their kids instead of raising more whiney, hipster bitches.

If they can't out drink you they fail instantly?

That'd be a harsh grading curve.

[Average_Jerk]

"my teacher says he doesnt give a fuck about my feelings"

[Neil]

tonights homework: Get a buzz while building a birdhouse, but the birdhouse can't come out like shit

[180roman]

Fuck I'm tired, better go to bed, need to get up at 5:30am again

[CrackerTeg]

Fuck I'm tired, better go to bed, need to get up at 5:30am again

More dorifto action?

[CrackerTeg]

Ded.

[Average_Jerk]

I decided to add

break lawn mower
and
fix broken lawn mower

on my list of shit to do today

[WICKED WEISS]

Here is a photo of my meat from yesterday. Raw.

[Average_Jerk]

you ate your hand?

[CrackerTeg]

I decided to add

break lawn mower
and
fix broken lawn mower

on my list of shit to do today

you ate your hand?

Bath salts?

[Average_Jerk]

Also, it turns out that Im not qualified to teach. At least not in CT lol

[Average_Jerk]

installed AC, I swear its like 10* cooler already in here

[WICKED WEISS]

Ended up totaling my car yesterday because this dumb bitch decided to make an illegal left turn causing me to T-Bone her ass. So my newly acquired e36 is FUBAR. the fucking windshield even cracked on impact causing flying fuck shards of glass to penetrate my hand and arm. I was raped by glass. Rage!!!!

[Average_Jerk]

glass rape, terrible epidemic