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[WICKED WEISS]

Idk mate, bums be reekin' some major odor sometimes.

Yeah really though. Go in to a bank on the first and you'll smell all the smelly ass old folks and homeless people taking their SSI out of their accounts. Makes me want to VOMIT.

You guys are a reminder that I am never getting any pets.

[P78]

my previous cat never pissed or shat in the house

(well he did the first week i got him as an 8 week old lil fucker)

[coconutt]

Yeah really though. Go in to a bank on the first and you'll smell all the smelly ass old folks and homeless people taking their SSI out of their accounts. Makes me want to VOMIT.

There's this senior citizen that plays pool every day. Even though he's cool and is probably a cool ass grandpa, I try to avoid talking to him. Fucking breath of a cunt!

[Minuki]

I want a dog so bad

[MommysLittleMonster]

A dog will always love you though bro.

That's what my mom's dog is for, she's got a long-haired chihuahua. Love that little shit to death. She freaks out ever time I pull in with my Prelude because the exhaust is so loud.

[180roman]

I think here dog does it deliberately, like to say, you left me home, well fuck you thats why

[P78]

I think here dog does it deliberately, like to say, you left me home, well fuck you thats why

because she can

[MommysLittleMonster]

I think here dog does it deliberately, like to say, you left me home, well fuck you thats why

If left alone long enough, I'd probably do the same thing. I'd feel a little guilty knowing a pet was stuck in a house all day. This is why I'm not getting one.

[coconutt]

If left alone long enough, I'd probably do the same thing. I'd feel a little guilty knowing a pet was stuck in a house all day. This is why I'm not getting one.

Get a Tarantula.

[180roman]

pet spiders are awesome, girls love them... said no one ever...

[coconutt]

Or you can get a huge fish tank and a Black Piranha.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Get a Tarantula.

I will get a pet Prelude and drive it on occasion.

Oh wait

[P78]

get a cat

you can get awesome memes of it
cats rule
cats can be left alone in the day, lazy fuckers only sleep during daytime
cats can scare the crap out of you, when they suddenly start staring but you can't see anything

[MommysLittleMonster]

I'll get a Mantis Shrimp instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ahuZEvWH8

[WICKED WEISS]

my previous cat never pissed or shat in the house

(well he did the first week i got him as an 8 week old lil fucker)

Yeah I have a cat. Very old hag she is. Probably 14 years now. She has never pissed or pooped indoor and she is an indoor cat. Always meows and paws at the door when she needs to do either.

There's this senior citizen that plays pool every day. Even though he's cool and is probably a cool ass grandpa, I try to avoid talking to him. Fucking breath of a cunt!

Pool is the business. I need to buy me a pool table to play 8-ball and 9-ball all day.

I want a dog so bad

Get a cat.