Random Thread V2.0

[WICKED WEISS]

when I had my rx7 I filled out the form "zero cylinders". the chick asked how that was even possible. So I gave her an in depth explanation of the rotary engine vs the piston engine

[Average_Jerk]

She was like "well I dont really understand, but you seem quite sure of it. So I'll mark it has having zero cylinders."

[WICKED WEISS]

She was like "well I dont really understand, but you seem quite sure of it. So I'll mark it has having zero cylinders."

killing me Larry.

[Average_Jerk]

i was drawing diagrams and all kinds of shit

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

i was drawing diagrams and all kinds of shit

"Now, you see, in 1951, Felix Wankel started development..."

I bet it was riveting.

[Average_Jerk]

"Now, you see, in 1951, Felix Wankel started development..."

I bet it was riveting.

Well you see, a piston is like this [draws 2 pistons attached to rods and the crank] and a rotor is like this [draws a triangle in an oval].......

[MommysLittleMonster]

She was like "well I dont really understand, but you seem quite sure of it. So I'll mark it has having zero cylinders."

i was drawing diagrams and all kinds of shit

Well you see, a piston is like this [draws 2 pistons attached to rods and the crank] and a rotor is like this [draws a triangle in an oval].......

"So what you're saying is, you have a car powered by triforce and doritos? Honey, you damn foolish."

[jdel]

[Dudermagee]

I told chad he should get a sticker that says:
No rotary, no problems.

[Average_Jerk]

I told chad he should get a sticker that says:
No rotary, no problems.

hes already getting one made hahaha

[Dudermagee]

I told chad he should get a sticker that says:
No rotary, no problems.

Another good one:
99 problems but a rotary aint one

[Average_Jerk]

i sold a bunch of old rotary parts at a swap meet to spanish folk. i was just yelling "MIRA! MIRA! ROTARTY!" drew a good crowd

[Dudermagee]

i sold a bunch of old rotary parts at a swap meet to spanish folk. i was just yelling "MIRA! MIRA! ROTARTY!" drew a good crowd

They worship that shit like its the virgin mary.

[benz88]

Boost in, Apex Seals out

[Khalil]

Another good one:
99 problems but a rotary aint one

Hahahahah that's fcuking great