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[Miroteknik]

dang i still have that mortar left from the 4th of july

but i dont have a cannon

[Miroteknik]

what if i took like 12 balloons, tied the mortar to the balloons, lit it, and hoped the mortar got high enough to not set the whole forest on fire when it finally went off

[Miroteknik]

what dictates the direction the mortar flies if it isnt in a barrel?

[coconutt]

Very very rough draft of my drive to work.

[Miroteknik]

^ destiny

[Miroteknik]

Very very rough draft of my drive to work.

is that a christmas tree

a kid getting shot 5 times

a firework

chicken pox

a football blitz

or stop signs

or the kids you ran over on your drive to work

[Miroteknik]

i **** when you line up the perfect two liner in a text

but then the phone autocorrects the punch line and ruins all my hard work

[Miroteknik]

pisses me off

and i know if i wasnt in such a hurry to shoot off, i could have caught the autocorrect and aborted it but man

sometimes its just too late

[Miroteknik]

lel

[MommysLittleMonster]

Miro you're making me laugh today. And that's saying something considering you're an LS driving hipster.

[Miroteknik]

im confident in saying im the first hipster with an LS

[Miroteknik]

i was in the parking lot the other day headed to my car, and this old geezer yells out

you step away from that car you hoodlum

then i got in it and drove off

and watched his 300 year old brain explode

[fancy sauce]

Unlikely scenario, faggot.

[Miroteknik]

i made all of that up

[Miroteknik]

faggot