Pet Peeves & Things That Annoy You Thread

[DonkeyPunch]

Had a pregnant lady want me to move my car so she could park near the door at the supermarket. She was enraged when I told her that her foremothers walked the Oregon Trail pregnant, so she couldn't complain about walking an extra 40 feet.

I park in the "expecting mothers" parking spots whenever I can find them.

[Jlyons617]

Pregnant women who feel the need to tell everyone how far along they are
Pregnant women who waddle in the middle of the ailse at stores
Pregnant women who stop every 5 fucking feet, hold thier back and grunt like they are taking a shit
Pregnant women in groups
Pregnant women

When oeple say "axe" instead of ask

Had a pregnant lady want me to move my car so she could park near the door at the supermarket. She was enraged when I told her that her foremothers walked the Oregon Trail pregnant, so she couldn't complain about walking an extra 40 feet.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Spoiled little shits in public places with parents who just don't seem to give a flying fuck.

Excuse me, miss? Yes, could you please attempt to control your screaming 5-year-old who is currently throwing a tantrum and throwing clothes all over the floor? I know Facebook is really important and all, but honestly, no one cares about what you have to say or your stupid fucking selfies.

[DonkeyPunch]

Pregnant women who feel the need to tell everyone how far along they are
Pregnant women who waddle in the middle of the ailse at stores
Pregnant women who stop every 5 fucking feet, hold thier back and grunt like they are taking a shit
Pregnant women in groups
Pregnant women

When oeple say "axe" instead of ask

[MommysLittleMonster]

I work with a guy who feels the need to waste my time by explaining everything.

And when I say "everything", I mean fucking everything.

When you tell me you need me to order a part, just tell me the fucking part number, how many you need, and when you need it by. You don't need to stand in my office for 20 minutes explaining to me how you came to figure out what part you needed, who you spoke to to verify it, and the chain of emails back and forth between you and somebody else discussing what you think should be okay based on your logical analysis.

Stop wasting my goddamn time, tell me what you need, and get the fuck out.

[sleeps]

Spray painted primed black POS cars suggesting they are actually working on it.

Going to wal mart and finding a cart in the middle of a parking space 5 emm effin' feet from a cart placement area. There is no possible way you are THAT lazy. They make them like every 10 feet, and you can not walk that far, just leave it so whoever comes to park has to get out and move it. I **** people.

[MommysLittleMonster]

If you have a stuffy/runny nose, do everyone a favor around you.

Go blow your goddamn nose.

Don't sit there for the next three hours trying to sniff it back in every three seconds, don't try to keep puffing air out your nose, and don't keep clearing your throat every now and then to cover it up.

I cannot stand the sound of some egghead sniffling when there's a box of tissues three inches to their left.

[Oh Damn, it's Sam]

This isn't a pet peeve as much as it is a "I don't get it" moment.

This.

It's like the socks-with-sandals of car modification.

[MommysLittleMonster]

This isn't a pet peeve as much as it is a "I don't get it" moment.

Hood bras?

[Titty]

That reminds me-


People who use the bathroom and don't wash your fucking hands at work.

What kind of knuckle-dragging neanderthal are you? No one wants your shit hands touching everything, wash up and stop being a pig.

Pretty much why I've stopped eating out. I still do it every now and then, but fast food remains a no go.

[SnazzyQ]

Hood spacers.

EXAMPLE:

[MommysLittleMonster]

That reminds me-


People who use the bathroom and don't wash your fucking hands at work.

What kind of knuckle-dragging neanderthal are you? No one wants your shit hands touching everything, wash up and stop being a pig.

[loekaaz]

My grandpa smearing his snot on the bottom of the drivers seat and leaving sticky drink drops/spots all over our family-shared W164 Mercedes M-Class' interior.

Disgusting bastard

Old people in general are disgusting...

[RubbderDucky]

The fact that Sony no longer supports GT5 online is a bunch of fucking horseshit.

I was pissed when I fired it up again after a few months.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Should've bought an xbox, man.

Luckily I have an XBOX360. For the last year I've been playing Forza non-stop, and the other day I just felt like picking up GT5 again for old times sake.

Needless to say I was disgusted and it only reaffirmed my loss of hope in the title.

People who have recently picked up a camera and are suddenly professional photographers which need facebook pages and a watermark containing 'photography' in it.

"Got my D90! Who wants to do some photo shoots?!?"
-Virtual Expressions Photography Studio-