Dear Entire Population of Stance|Works,

[coconutt]

Naming mine Cory starting now.

Mine wasn't a dumb shit name. And I always name my cars. Furthermore, when I named Hank, there was Rusty, Shirly, and Bert. Then Hank. Now there are a million of them. It's retarded. Not all E28's need names.

Motherfuckin' this.

Ethel had history. But all this new shit is ghey.

How I see it is like a pyramid effect. Rusty was the first, then came his friends, and so on making people want an E28 and trying to do up something original like so.

To make a thread about something that you're tired of... realistically, its just a thread title. Not everyone can make a unique title. Not everyone speaks their dislikes out loud in posts. Not everyone can make a thread like this and it get support from others.

As for the naming cars, just let it go and that's just how it is. There will always be followers.

[FluidMotorUnion]

You guys seem angry. Can't we all just make up and love each other?



(I've always given my cars names. But mine are always female, and named after exes. I find the quality I like least in the car, figure out which ex it corresponds to, and name accordingly. Demi is next on the docket. Doesn't matter if it's an E28 or not, naming your car a human name isn't new or unique to any specific vehicle.)

[jdel]

You guys seem angry. Can't we all just make up and love each other?

I just wanted to repost this picture.


So if I'm getting this right, the next thread I make for a car should have a title with something like "Another slammed MKIV named Herbie", right?

[coconutt]

(Doesn't matter if it's an E28 or not, naming's naming.)

Fixed.

[iliescu]

who that fuck you think you are? you stupid fucking dick face you need to start learning how to respect, fine you wrote and I forgot i had that shit there but that dont you give any fucking reason to write shit like that to me or anyone else if you don't feel like helping skip over the fucking page or hit that BACK bottom simple as that but don't disrespect no body like this.

'Murica

[D'artagnan]

Actually i have though he probably doesnt remember it. And that post was obviously 100% serious due to its font size

Red letters are not funny. Ever. Havent you read the scarlet letter?

My questions are always important. Especially on fridays.

Bsa i know it breaks your hipster heart when someone names their car.
also you dress funny and smell of hamster

Font size does imply seriousness, quite frankly I don't understand how the Constitution and other major documents weren't written in at leat a 76 font.

[GLi16v]

Fixed.

Thought this was appropriate

[smoky0937]

this thread is a waste of internet.

[cobrawannabe]

So if I'm getting this right, the next thread I make for a car should have a title with something like "Another slammed MKIV named Herbie", right?

[martinm13]

this thread is a waste of internet.

Off Topic section bro

[aLaFleur]

I don't open any threads that start with vowels.

[Zayan]

I don't open any threads that start with vowels.

[D'artagnan]

I don't open any threads that start with vowels.

or consonants.

[C-Hutch]

What is with the elitism?
Why do you care so much that someone named their car?
What gives you the right to say one name is dumber than another?
People have been naming cars for ALOT longer than you have been on this planet.
I personally think its dumb to name a car at all, but I don't post about it in huge sized, red font.

I'm an elitist because I drive a BMW, duh.
I care because I'm a big-hearted person and wanted to encourage some individualism.
I have the right to make judgements because I'm smarter than most people. If you disagree with that, refer to my first answer above.
Never claimed to be the first person to name a car. You're digging yourself a hole.
Nobody cares what you think about anything, maybe you should just do like the Dude and abide. And huge red font is srs bsns, just like everything I post on the internet.

who that fuck you think you are? you stupid fucking dick face you need to start learning how to respect, fine you wrote and I forgot i had that shit there but that dont you give any fucking reason to write shit like that to me or anyone else if you don't feel like helping skip over the fucking page or hit that BACK bottom simple as that but don't disrespect no body like this.

YEAH. WHAT HE SAID.

Thats cute and all. But doesnt answer my question. Im guessing that you agree with him.

Everyone agrees with me. My beard is enormous. Nobody disagrees with anything I say when they see it.

I'm guessing you haven't met Cory in person and don't understand the lack of seriousness attached to the post, nor the fact it is funny to post in large red letters. Thus your grumpy old questions are stupid and don't deserve a reply.

I personally couldn't care less if someone names their car or not, e28 or otherwise.

I'm guessing you haven't met Jeremy in person and think he's the coolest, but obviously Cory is the coolest.

You guys seem angry. Can't we all just make up and love each other?



(I've always given my cars names. But mine are always female, and named after exes. I find the quality I like least in the car, figure out which ex it corresponds to, and name accordingly. Demi is next on the docket. Doesn't matter if it's an E28 or not, naming your car a human name isn't new or unique to any specific vehicle.)

That's a good system of naming. But I generally tend to like my cars and **** my ex's. wouldn't work out. Plus I have an ex named Christine, so that would be a problem.

this thread is a waste of internet.

And your mom should have swallowed you.

BOOM, HEADSHOT.

[Dudermagee]

Meh
I was bored and trolling that day.