Dear Entire Population of Stance|Works,

[theseeker411]

i can't think of a name for my car

I say you call it Wolfgang, as in Wolfgang Von Trips. If you don't know who that is though, don't bother.

Cory, you forgot about Ratty. And I agree, naming a car for no reason is dumb. Its better when there's a story behind the name, or when the name fits the car.

[MommysLittleMonster]

If I see one more thread that starts with the words "Just another", I'm going to kick a kitten.

[Khalil]

As the former owner of an e28 with a name, I totally support this.

Motherfuckin' this.

Ethel had history. But all this new shit is ghey.

[jdel]

If you can't by editing your first post, PM one of our friendly moderators (Average_Jerk seems to be a supporter and is a mod) and ask them to change it for you.

Hahahah all these people should PM Dave and see what happens....

[Matth3w]

Also, If a thread title starts with the word "slammed" I don't open it.

[D'artagnan]

Mine wasn't a dumb shit name. And I always name my cars. Furthermore, when I named Hank, there was Rusty, Shirly, and Bert. Then Hank. Now there are a million of them. It's retarded. Not all E28's need names.

Naming mine Cory starting now.

Also, If a thread title starts with the word "slammed" I don't open it.

or "MkIV content"

[Dudermagee]

Mine wasn't a dumb shit name. And I always name my cars. Furthermore, when I named Hank, there was Rusty, Shirly, and Bert. Then Hank. Now there are a million of them. It's retarded. Not all E28's need names.

What is with the elitism?
Why do you care so much that someone named their car?
What gives you the right to say one name is dumber than another?
People have been naming cars for ALOT longer than you have been on this planet.
I personally think its dumb to name a car at all, but I don't post about it in huge sized, red font.

[martinm13]

Also, If a thread title starts with the word "slammed" I don't open it.

This.

[Moose]

What is with the elitism?
Why do you care so much that someone named their car?
What gives you the right to say one name is dumber than another?
People have been naming cars for ALOT longer than you have been on this planet.
I personally think its dumb to name a car at all, but I don't post about it in huge sized, red font.

who that fuck you think you are? you stupid fucking dick face you need to start learning how to respect, fine you wrote and I forgot i had that shit there but that dont you give any fucking reason to write shit like that to me or anyone else if you don't feel like helping skip over the fucking page or hit that BACK bottom simple as that but don't disrespect no body like this.

[Francois Dillinger]

Naming any car is gayer than aids. Regardless of whether it's another hipster with an e28 or anything else.

*edit : well placed, moose.

[theseeker411]

Fucking flawless Jeremy, lol.

[Dudermagee]

who that fuck you think you are? you stupid fucking dick face you need to start learning how to respect, fine you wrote and I forgot i had that shit there but that dont you give any fucking reason to write shit like that to me or anyone else if you don't feel like helping skip over the fucking page or hit that BACK bottom simple as that but don't disrespect no body like this.

Thats cute and all. But doesnt answer my question. Im guessing that you agree with him.

[Moose]

Thats cute and all. But doesnt answer my question. Im guessing that you agree with him.

I'm guessing you haven't met Cory in person and don't understand the lack of seriousness attached to the post, nor the fact it is funny to post in large red letters. Thus your grumpy old questions are stupid and don't deserve a reply.

I personally couldn't care less if someone names their car or not, e28 or otherwise.

[Dudermagee]

I'm guessing you haven't met Cory in person and don't understand the lack of seriousness attached to the post, nor the fact it is funny to post in large red letters. Thus your grumpy old questions are stupid and don't deserve a reply.

I personally could care less if someone names their car or not, e28 or otherwise.

Actually i have though he probably doesnt remember it. And that post was obviously 100% serious due to its font size

Red letters are not funny. Ever. Havent you read the scarlet letter?

My questions are always important. Especially on fridays.

Bsa i know it breaks your hipster heart when someone names their car.
also you dress funny and smell of hamster

[jdel]

Actually i have though he probably doesnt remember it.

Did we all meet him at the same time?