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Is work or school stressing you out? Have you lately had feelings of depression and or social insecurities? Dont have a smoke, dont drink a beer; TAKE A HIKE! Taking a hike can relieve the afore mentioned symptomes for anywhere from 2 hours to the rest of your life(if repeated).
Directions: take a hike at least once a week followed by the meal of your choice(ex: luch, breakfast, dinner) and/or sex. Hikes may be taken with or without a companion(gf/bf, dog, cat, hamster-depending on the loyalty of said hamster).
Side effects of taking a hike include broken/twisted ankles/other bones; increased euphoria; and in rare cases: blood clots, foaming at the mouth, and rash.
Dont let the extremely drastic and rare side effects listed above scare you away from taking a hike. So what are you waiting for?! HIKE!!!
*Public Service Announcement brought to you by Ray Ban; Ray Ban is not liable for any injuries or illnesses you may recieve from hiking. Consult your health care provider to find out if your insurance covers hiking*
Directions: take a hike at least once a week followed by the meal of your choice(ex: luch, breakfast, dinner) and/or sex. Hikes may be taken with or without a companion(gf/bf, dog, cat, hamster-depending on the loyalty of said hamster).
Side effects of taking a hike include broken/twisted ankles/other bones; increased euphoria; and in rare cases: blood clots, foaming at the mouth, and rash.
Dont let the extremely drastic and rare side effects listed above scare you away from taking a hike. So what are you waiting for?! HIKE!!!
*Public Service Announcement brought to you by Ray Ban; Ray Ban is not liable for any injuries or illnesses you may recieve from hiking. Consult your health care provider to find out if your insurance covers hiking*
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