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  • Take a Hike

    Is work or school stressing you out? Have you lately had feelings of depression and or social insecurities? Dont have a smoke, dont drink a beer; TAKE A HIKE! Taking a hike can relieve the afore mentioned symptomes for anywhere from 2 hours to the rest of your life(if repeated).

    Directions: take a hike at least once a week followed by the meal of your choice(ex: luch, breakfast, dinner) and/or sex. Hikes may be taken with or without a companion(gf/bf, dog, cat, hamster-depending on the loyalty of said hamster).

    Side effects of taking a hike include broken/twisted ankles/other bones; increased euphoria; and in rare cases: blood clots, foaming at the mouth, and rash.

    Dont let the extremely drastic and rare side effects listed above scare you away from taking a hike. So what are you waiting for?! HIKE!!!

    *Public Service Announcement brought to you by Ray Ban; Ray Ban is not liable for any injuries or illnesses you may recieve from hiking. Consult your health care provider to find out if your insurance covers hiking*


  • #2
    You're dumbtarded.

    -Mike

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ray ban View Post
      Directions: take a hike at least once a week followed by the meal of your choice(ex: luch, breakfast, dinner) and/or sex.
      Easier said than done.

      Originally posted by ray ban View Post
      You're dumbtarded.

      -Mike

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      • #4
        I think I'll take a hike, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer all at the same time. Does that count?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zack01GC View Post
          I think I'll take a hike, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer all at the same time. Does that count?
          That sounds like a plan.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ray ban View Post
            You're dumbtarded.

            -Mike
            Thats just mean... Funny, but mean.

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            • #7
              too large of a meal + sex = oh no.

              i go to the gym with a cheesy yet epic album

              Flickr

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              • #8
                I'd have sex if I could

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                • #9
                  are you broken or somthing?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mad325is View Post
                    are you broken or somthing?
                    no, just don't have a gf or any hoes at the moment

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                    • #11
                      loooool





                      Flickr

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mad325is View Post
                        are you broken or somthing?
                        haha

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Zack01GC View Post
                          I think I'll take a hike, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer all at the same time. Does that count?
                          There should be some clause that says this counts...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 325irollin View Post
                            no, just don't have a gf or any hoes at the moment
                            Put out a craigslist ad

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ray ban View Post
                              Put out a craigslist ad
                              too late

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