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  • #16
    I ran over a dead skunk a few years ago when it could still fit under my valence, but it got stuck on a stud on the oilpan and scraped itself to pieces before I stopped and backed off of it. It was nasty, there was a trail of skunk like a quarter mile long down the road.

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    • #17
      great thread.

      Killed a few rabbits, a bird, a rat that is about it. Hit a sheep once too. it did not die.
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      • #18
        well when i use to have my rear towhook because it was super jdm and the cooloset thing ever it use to hang real low and i ran over a raccoon and basically cut the thing in half and had hair all over the bottom of my car.... it does smell quite awful for awhile
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Byron View Post
          I ran over a dead skunk a few years ago when it could still fit under my valence, but it got stuck on a stud on the oilpan and scraped itself to pieces before I stopped and backed off of it. It was nasty, there was a trail of skunk like a quarter mile long down the road.
          GROSS!!! I just imagine entrails hanging out from the back of your car. Seriously nasty!!!
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Ollie View Post
            Dave and I know this smell quite well. Trust me. I still have guts splattered underneath my car
            That smell was terrible.

            Originally posted by Byron View Post
            I ran over a dead skunk a few years ago when it could still fit under my valence, but it got stuck on a stud on the oilpan and scraped itself to pieces before I stopped and backed off of it. It was nasty, there was a trail of skunk like a quarter mile long down the road.




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            • #21
              dead burning animal smell is bad.

              i got a few stories, not all animals were killed.

              first story is a duck, its partner was dead in the opposite lane of the road and it was just standing there, so naturally i move across and run it over. hit it at about 110km/h. it went thud and out the back was a huge explosion of feathers, my car was wet at the time so alot of them stuck to my car. now i dont know if anyone here has watched mr bean before where we drives his mini into the back of the mattress truck and the big poof of feathers comes out the back, but it looked like that.

              next one, i had been getting the dead animal smell on and off for a few weeks, and i had to change the oil, so when i popped my bonnet i found a sparrow wedged head first between my radiator and radiator support panel, it bad been cooked real well, when i grabbed its legs with some pliers they just popped out of there sockets, so i had to pry it out with a screwdriver, when i got it out i found out that half its face had melted off.

              i was test driving a nissan micra, when a baby rabbit ran onto the road, so i swerved and hit the cunts head at about 80km/h, and when i looked in my rear view mirror i seen it was on its side trying to run, but it was going in circles, like that episode of the simpsons where homer runs in circles on his side.

              and last i was driving to work at 1am on the highway when a possum was walking across the road, so i swerved to run it over and nailed it it at 110km/h, heard a loud thud at the front of the car, then a 2nd one, right where my feet were on the floor, i actually felt the floor flex and move up. i couldnt see anything out the back as i went off. then when i was coming home from work in the day i wax expecting to see a dead possum on the side of the road, but nope, so im assuming it wouldve had the worst headache ever

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              • #22
                BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LUKEY

                i was driving in a 70km zone yesterday.. see a magpie(a black and white crow) flying in the distance.. and it just lands infront of my car. bang. feathers everywhere. i lolled.

                another time a friend of mine hit a big ass person.
                yes, he actually hit a person. blood all over his bonnet.

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                • #23
                  shoot, everything I have to hit out here will completely fubar your ride.

                  Deer, elk, pheasants, antelope, pedestrians.......
                  Real name is James

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                  • #24
                    my road kill tally is
                    1 little bird decided to suicide fly in front of my car and got caught straight under the front wheel, didn't even make a thud just road noised stopped for a moment as i ran over it
                    had one magpie bounce across my bonnet and windscreen
                    1 rabbit ran out onto the road when i was going through the hills went straight under the front wheel

                    then next size up are some fair big animals
                    i've hit 2 wombats on the same mountain stretch probably within like 200m of each other a couple months apart though
                    one i plowed with my front bar and dragged it along, it left scratch marks in the asphalt with its claws and left teeth marks in my front bar
                    the other wombat i hit with enough force to push the front bar into my guard, kink the guard and then have the wombat go under the front wheel and i could just feel as the floor skidded across the wombat until the rear wheel hit it and it came out the other side
                    i still had the inner guard lining at that time so the wombat torn it out and was making a scraping noise as i tried to drive off after i checked to make sure my radiator and front bar were still in one piece

                    also had quite a few close calls, a few more wombats, about 2-3 kangaroos and a few deer, had a huge deer run along side my car in the hills once

                    needless to say with my track history of wombats i am now super paranoid in the hills at night
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Lukey View Post
                      dead burning animal smell is bad.

                      i got a few stories, not all animals were killed.

                      first story is a duck, its partner was dead in the opposite lane of the road and it was just standing there, so naturally i move across and run it over. hit it at about 110km/h. it went thud and out the back was a huge explosion of feathers, my car was wet at the time so alot of them stuck to my car. now i dont know if anyone here has watched mr bean before where we drives his mini into the back of the mattress truck and the big poof of feathers comes out the back, but it looked like that.

                      next one, i had been getting the dead animal smell on and off for a few weeks, and i had to change the oil, so when i popped my bonnet i found a sparrow wedged head first between my radiator and radiator support panel, it bad been cooked real well, when i grabbed its legs with some pliers they just popped out of there sockets, so i had to pry it out with a screwdriver, when i got it out i found out that half its face had melted off.

                      i was test driving a nissan micra, when a baby rabbit ran onto the road, so i swerved and hit the cunts head at about 80km/h, and when i looked in my rear view mirror i seen it was on its side trying to run, but it was going in circles, like that episode of the simpsons where homer runs in circles on his side.

                      and last i was driving to work at 1am on the highway when a possum was walking across the road, so i swerved to run it over and nailed it it at 110km/h, heard a loud thud at the front of the car, then a 2nd one, right where my feet were on the floor, i actually felt the floor flex and move up. i couldnt see anything out the back as i went off. then when i was coming home from work in the day i wax expecting to see a dead possum on the side of the road, but nope, so im assuming it wouldve had the worst headache ever
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                      he mustve enjoyed that bj.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lukey View Post
                        dead burning animal smell is bad.

                        i got a few stories, not all animals were killed.

                        first story is a duck, its partner was dead in the opposite lane of the road and it was just standing there, so naturally i move across and run it over. hit it at about 110km/h. it went thud and out the back was a huge explosion of feathers, my car was wet at the time so alot of them stuck to my car. now i dont know if anyone here has watched mr bean before where we drives his mini into the back of the mattress truck and the big poof of feathers comes out the back, but it looked like that.

                        next one, i had been getting the dead animal smell on and off for a few weeks, and i had to change the oil, so when i popped my bonnet i found a sparrow wedged head first between my radiator and radiator support panel, it bad been cooked real well, when i grabbed its legs with some pliers they just popped out of there sockets, so i had to pry it out with a screwdriver, when i got it out i found out that half its face had melted off.

                        i was test driving a nissan micra, when a baby rabbit ran onto the road, so i swerved and hit the cunts head at about 80km/h, and when i looked in my rear view mirror i seen it was on its side trying to run, but it was going in circles, like that episode of the simpsons where homer runs in circles on his side.

                        and last i was driving to work at 1am on the highway when a possum was walking across the road, so i swerved to run it over and nailed it it at 110km/h, heard a loud thud at the front of the car, then a 2nd one, right where my feet were on the floor, i actually felt the floor flex and move up. i couldnt see anything out the back as i went off. then when i was coming home from work in the day i wax expecting to see a dead possum on the side of the road, but nope, so im assuming it wouldve had the worst headache ever
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                        • #27
                          just moseying along one day when a bird flew in front of me. never thought anything of it until i opened my hood. Apparently my STI hood scoop is like a black hole hahah

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                          • #28
                            this happened a few weeks before I sold my TDI hehehehe



                            a few minutes later someone posted this on my thread



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                            • #29
                              I hit a massive snapping turtle in my 7 series and drug it a 1/4 mile down the road before i had to pull into a parking lot and drive in a circle until it came out. I didn't get out and take pics though because it smelled like shit.
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                              • #30
                                lol I hit a crow doing 90 in my truck once, damn thing cracked my windshield
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