I honestly don't buy in to all the 2012 shit. However...
I do think about it sometimes, and here's what I have decided...
If in fact, 2012 happens, I personally have already started gathering parts, and preparing for this glorious day. I want to start off by saying that I am a pretty morbid person, and that caring about death is not really on my top priority list, I really just dont care. This will be 5 days before my 25th birthday, and I really would like to see 25, but if not...whatever.
So, I am building a "death machine" that I will hopefully be able to live out my fantasies in, on 12/21/2012. I'm going to make sure that I make 500 or more hp, and the car has been stripped of all crash/support beams, and any impact softening devices. The car is likely going to be a civic hatchback or coupe, turbo'ed with the kit that I already have...but that's besides the point.
If I find that tectonic plates are shifting, cali is falling off the US, and hurricanes and tsunamis and shit are happening, I'm simply going to go out with a bang. I will hop in this "death machine", and go do 160 (however fast I run out of gear at) pulls on the highway, and see how long I can last. Hopefully I wrap myself around a bridge, or die in a fiery crash, that makes the CNN 6 o'clock news. I just don't want 2012 to take me haha.
Either way, I dont think it will happen... and you can trust that I'll be smoking blunts and celebrating on the 22nd.
I do think about it sometimes, and here's what I have decided...
If in fact, 2012 happens, I personally have already started gathering parts, and preparing for this glorious day. I want to start off by saying that I am a pretty morbid person, and that caring about death is not really on my top priority list, I really just dont care. This will be 5 days before my 25th birthday, and I really would like to see 25, but if not...whatever.
So, I am building a "death machine" that I will hopefully be able to live out my fantasies in, on 12/21/2012. I'm going to make sure that I make 500 or more hp, and the car has been stripped of all crash/support beams, and any impact softening devices. The car is likely going to be a civic hatchback or coupe, turbo'ed with the kit that I already have...but that's besides the point.
If I find that tectonic plates are shifting, cali is falling off the US, and hurricanes and tsunamis and shit are happening, I'm simply going to go out with a bang. I will hop in this "death machine", and go do 160 (however fast I run out of gear at) pulls on the highway, and see how long I can last. Hopefully I wrap myself around a bridge, or die in a fiery crash, that makes the CNN 6 o'clock news. I just don't want 2012 to take me haha.
Either way, I dont think it will happen... and you can trust that I'll be smoking blunts and celebrating on the 22nd.
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