Felony Status

[jpod999]

Where's the dislike button?

[dudebreh-low]

honestly!? seven pages! c'mon already.

[Duby_1.8t]

where is this story!?!?

[vdubLalo]

Still no story????

[Dr.AK]

Hello.

[Oxer]

The story is like this..


I flew in from australia and didnt know anyone. I felt like an outsider till one day at the college I transfered to I met a guy by the name of Kielan, he was the only black guy in the whole place and was trying to sell me Mobile phones and computers, and wouldn't shut up about technology. Then he started talking about cars and how every night there were these badass meets, so I decided to tag along.

When we got there this hawt as fk chick from school was there, So I went over there to talk to her, cause she was stunning, wearing her white outfit, but her friends boyfriend, Ollie, wouldn't let an Aussie anywhere near her, So I challenged him to a race. Only problem was I didnt have a car, but M.Bfurroughs saw all that had happened, and threw me the keys of rusty prior rust.

We drove hard as fk and I lost the race when the front left panel and pillar got damaged, I destroyed the mona lisa (or so I had thought). Later that week M.bfurroughs rocked up at my college after class in his 6 and we went for a drive. We pulled up at a photography studio where M.bfurrougs asked me to go get money off a guy with a crocodile... When I walked in I saw a guy with a croc-skinned jacket on, so I pulled out my knife, stabbed him and took his money.

Then M.bfurroughs asked me to drive, so I did. We went to Ollies bar where they were discussing racing for BBS RS's and redrilled merc wheels, I had to make a phone call, so I went outside where I used the pay phone. The chick in the white was going to the bar, and she saw me so she stopped and talked to me, I made a dick of myself and she walked off. M.bfurrougs walked out and asked me why I couldnt find myself a nice mexican girl...

That night I fapped furiously. I got evicted from the shitty appartment I was living in so I went to the house of stance. There M.bfurroughs told me I could drive Ratty. I was in awe. A couple days later Kielan was getting bashed at school for selling a broken Iphone 4, so I stabbed the guy giving him a beat down. The chick in the white took notice and forgave me for being such a fool.

That night I was driving Ratty and got pulled over and arrested for the stabbings I had commited, hence the 'Felony Status'.


I didnt even get to fuck that chick in the white.....


* Furiously faps in jail *

[Zic]

that must be the best trolling ever.

[INVSBL]

fucking lol ox

such a convicts story

surprised you aint in a fapcoma though

and seeing as this mike dude,

hasnt grown the set needed to spill the beans, imma say he got pulled over doing 20 under the limit.

[Joker]

tokyo drift rewrite, lol


do it.

[Oxer]

No.

I call it Tennessee Stance.

[P78]

hahaha i lolled again

[INVSBL]

now that i have read it 4 times

i think it needs more stabbing

[Oxer]

If I get bored enough one night Ill re-write it with pictures and all... I have some epic Ideas.

[180roman]

make a movie?

[Oxer]

Picture story first...

Then maybe later on Ill make a movie.