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Originally posted by Oxer View PostThe story is like this..
I flew in from australia and didnt know anyone. I felt like an outsider till one day at the college I transfered to I met a guy by the name of Kielan, he was the only black guy in the whole place and was trying to sell me Mobile phones and computers, and wouldn't shut up about technology. Then he started talking about cars and how every night there were these badass meets, so I decided to tag along.
When we got there this hawt as fk chick from school was there, So I went over there to talk to her, cause she was stunning, wearing her white outfit, but her friends boyfriend, Ollie, wouldn't let an Aussie anywhere near her, So I challenged him to a race. Only problem was I didnt have a car, but M.Bfurroughs saw all that had happened, and threw me the keys of rusty prior rust.
We drove hard as fk and I lost the race when the front left panel and pillar got damaged, I destroyed the mona lisa (or so I had thought). Later that week M.bfurroughs rocked up at my college after class in his 6 and we went for a drive. We pulled up at a photography studio where M.bfurrougs asked me to go get money off a guy with a crocodile... When I walked in I saw a guy with a croc-skinned jacket on, so I pulled out my knife, stabbed him and took his money.
Then M.bfurroughs asked me to drive, so I did. We went to Ollies bar where they were discussing racing for BBS RS's and redrilled merc wheels, I had to make a phone call, so I went outside where I used the pay phone. The chick in the white was going to the bar, and she saw me so she stopped and talked to me, I made a dick of myself and she walked off. M.bfurrougs walked out and asked me why I couldnt find myself a nice mexican girl...
That night I fapped furiously. I got evicted from the shitty appartment I was living in so I went to the house of stance. There M.bfurroughs told me I could drive Ratty. I was in awe. A couple days later Kielan was getting bashed at school for selling a broken Iphone 4, so I stabbed the guy giving him a beat down. The chick in the white took notice and forgave me for being such a fool.
That night I was driving Ratty and got pulled over and arrested for the stabbings I had commited, hence the 'Felony Status'.
I didnt even get to fuck that chick in the white.....
* Furiously faps in jail *
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Hahaha...
Make some pictures up using pics on this forum fot that story if you are that bored...
The chick in the white is in Ollies girls + stance thread... all others can be found around the place I guess..Originally posted by anthLucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.
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Originally posted by Oxer View PostThe story is like this..
I flew in from australia and didnt know anyone. I felt like an outsider till one day at the college I transfered to I met a guy by the name of Kielan, he was the only black guy in the whole place and was trying to sell me Mobile phones and computers, and wouldn't shut up about technology. Then he started talking about cars and how every night there were these badass meets, so I decided to tag along.
When we got there this hawt as fk chick from school was there, So I went over there to talk to her, cause she was stunning, wearing her white outfit, but her friends boyfriend, Ollie, wouldn't let an Aussie anywhere near her, So I challenged him to a race. Only problem was I didnt have a car, but M.Bfurroughs saw all that had happened, and threw me the keys of rusty prior rust.
We drove hard as fk and I lost the race when the front left panel and pillar got damaged, I destroyed the mona lisa (or so I had thought). Later that week M.bfurroughs rocked up at my college after class in his 6 and we went for a drive. We pulled up at a photography studio where M.bfurrougs asked me to go get money off a guy with a crocodile... When I walked in I saw a guy with a croc-skinned jacket on, so I pulled out my knife, stabbed him and took his money.
Then M.bfurroughs asked me to drive, so I did. We went to Ollies bar where they were discussing racing for BBS RS's and redrilled merc wheels, I had to make a phone call, so I went outside where I used the pay phone. The chick in the white was going to the bar, and she saw me so she stopped and talked to me, I made a dick of myself and she walked off. M.bfurrougs walked out and asked me why I couldnt find myself a nice mexican girl...
That night I fapped furiously. I got evicted from the shitty appartment I was living in so I went to the house of stance. There M.bfurroughs told me I could drive Ratty. I was in awe. A couple days later Kielan was getting bashed at school for selling a broken Iphone 4, so I stabbed the guy giving him a beat down. The chick in the white took notice and forgave me for being such a fool.
That night I was driving Ratty and got pulled over and arrested for the stabbings I had commited, hence the 'Felony Status'.
I didnt even get to fuck that chick in the white.....
* Furiously faps in jail *- Kielan (Key-lin)
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Originally posted by Kielan View PostWhy do I have to be the guy selling cell phones and computers who can't defend himself....
Originally posted by padraigmk3 View Posti think i'm a bit too tired, sorry dude. i think it needs your special touch anyway haha
i should have thrown in a sexyhot golden retriever sitting shotgun with you.Originally posted by anthLucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.
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Originally posted by Hondamonster View Postfantastic. just fantastic. every bit. oxer, come hang out at the house of stance any time you want. and if I ever get the cash together to fly down to australia, I expect a place to stay
Originally posted by Kielan View PostHEY... I'm only HALF black.Originally posted by anthLucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.
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I at the story.
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Originally posted by OxerYou know who Jason is? Anyone here read the Bible or know most of the stories etc? Who's the guy that stands at the gate and decides if you get into heaven or not? That's Jason. He processes everyone in the intro threads and welcomes them.Originally posted by Average_JerkAlso you relinquish all of your rights by posting in RT. You can be banned at any time for no reason at all.
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I love this story, Oxer.
I'd love it even more if we (or I) were in it.
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Originally posted by OxerI'm pretty sure I will molest any exhaust systems you leave lying around
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