Felony Status

[Oxer]

Ahahahahahah dude Ox yes!!! I'm psyched I get to be DK (or in this case Stance King) with the bangin' gf




Don't forget who shows up in the last scene that's been defeating racers all over the country. I vote Ben for that role personally

Its you GF's Friend.... I thought you never had a go at the chick in the white?

[padraigmk3]

there are too many great things going on in this thread now for me to keep up. i am devoting my entire work day today to photoshopping goofy shit for this

[Oxer]

LOL

Awesome!

[nickskater09]

M. Burroughs never delivered for this thread.

In other news, I'm told my car is beginning to look like this... Wasn't even aware this car existed.

[SeanDub]

Other than both being white, I'm not seeing the resemblance.

[Gator]

Also this car doesn't exist

[indy510]

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How many Fast and the Furiouses ago was this thread ......

[yat325]

nice 28 man felony or not iam still ur 28 fan......

[nickskater09]

Other than both being white, I'm not seeing the resemblance.

My sig isn't up to date, Im just running the valence now. I wish I had the euro lights.

[Khalil]

This thread is fucking awesome

The story is like this..


I flew in from australia and didnt know anyone. I felt like an outsider till one day at the college I transfered to I met a guy by the name of Kielan, he was the only black guy in the whole place and was trying to sell me Mobile phones and computers, and wouldn't shut up about technology. Then he started talking about cars and how every night there were these badass meets, so I decided to tag along.

When we got there this hawt as fk chick from school was there, So I went over there to talk to her, cause she was stunning, wearing her white outfit, but her friends boyfriend, Ollie, wouldn't let an Aussie anywhere near her, So I challenged him to a race. Only problem was I didnt have a car, but M.Bfurroughs saw all that had happened, and threw me the keys of rusty prior rust.

We drove hard as fk and I lost the race when the front left panel and pillar got damaged, I destroyed the mona lisa (or so I had thought). Later that week M.bfurroughs rocked up at my college after class in his 6 and we went for a drive. We pulled up at a photography studio where M.bfurrougs asked me to go get money off a guy with a crocodile... When I walked in I saw a guy with a croc-skinned jacket on, so I pulled out my knife, stabbed him and took his money.

Then M.bfurroughs asked me to drive, so I did. We went to Ollies bar where they were discussing racing for BBS RS's and redrilled merc wheels, I had to make a phone call, so I went outside where I used the pay phone. The chick in the white was going to the bar, and she saw me so she stopped and talked to me, I made a dick of myself and she walked off. M.bfurrougs walked out and asked me why I couldnt find myself a nice mexican girl...

That night I fapped furiously. I got evicted from the shitty appartment I was living in so I went to the house of stance. There M.bfurroughs told me I could drive Ratty. I was in awe. A couple days later Kielan was getting bashed at school for selling a broken Iphone 4, so I stabbed the guy giving him a beat down. The chick in the white took notice and forgave me for being such a fool.

That night I was driving Ratty and got pulled over and arrested for the stabbings I had commited, hence the 'Felony Status'.


I didnt even get to fuck that chick in the white.....


* Furiously faps in jail *

This made me tear up a bit
God I love you Oxer you cunt.

[NegativeCamber]

Khalil you are such a noob....

[coconutt]

This thread should be done, case closed.

[Zic]

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[Jay_]

i lol'ed.

[Dani]