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  • Olga: Igor's slowassuglyasssketchyass sister

    Greetings stanceworks. This is Olga:



    She is a 1987 535is that I picked up for $800 one day because I felt like being cool and unique and spiffying up an e28. Pardon the pics for now, they're all iPhone until I start remembering to bring my dslr when I work on the car. This is going to be an extremely budget build, I can see the car evolving in many different ways but she will never be "nice".

    Lil bit about myself! My name Ben, I live in Bend, Oregon. There are a bunch of eurofags who drive low german cars here (willis, C.T., volvosome, wyattlay). All their cars are real cool.

    I normally drive around everyday in this lovely lady
    BenMassey_R32_fronttop
    BenMassey_R32_leftrearquarter

    I still don't have a name for her because she's so mysterious and slutty but she's an R32.
    Being my daily driver and all, there's not a whole lot I can tinker with anymore on her.
    I just enjoy driving her!

    I also have this thing


    ignant
    It's a Rubasu rarry car that I've poured my heard and soul into these last 7 months. Dream come true honestly. Such a joy to finally be competing!

    Now back to bimmerland
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    I got that ugly thing that was in the first picture! But she's not really that ugly, she's like one of those fat girls that if she were to just loose a hundred pounds or so she'd be really hot.
    When I bought her, a lot of stuff was wrong; a tail light housing was busted, the front lip was falling out, there were dents and scratches out the wazoo and some menstrually frustrated woman keyed the hood... a lot.
    AND on the drive home from picking her up, the key broke off in the ignition and she overheated. Swoop!


    It also came with this cool 4x4 badge



    I'm not even going to list the amount of stuff that's broken. There's a lot.
    The good thing though is that she runs! ODO is stuck at 264,632 so there's probably about 300k on this goon.
    BUTT
    She runs beautifully, compression is very close and there's no sign of anything too terrible engine wise. Plus when I went to change the plugs they were all brand new

    So I seafoam'd her to get the rough idle to go away and the little hesitations throughout the powerband. Worked great! I also did all the other tune up stuff like cleaning stuff and new filters. She runs even better now!
    The hesitations are still there though and I have a feeling those may be leaky vacuum lines or other stuff I'm too lazy to look for right now though.
    She spewed lots of smoke


    and some old lady drove by and her face was like:


    It has a new radiator which is great, buuu the thermostat was broken and opening too early so the engine would never warm up fully. Like 1/3 fully warm all the time.
    So I swapped the thermostat and installed it backwards.
    No I really installed it backwards


    d'oh. No wonder my parents have always told me I was special.
    Re-did the stat the right way and bled it and whoopdy yipee golly gee it warmed right up and stayed there.

    Sometime while this stuff was happening Mr. Willis informed me that his wheels were for sale, and that I should purchase them. Purchase them I did. Igor's a dick for selling his shit to his sister.


    The next logical step was obviously to fill the radiator with new fluid and fix the loose fan clutch bolt.
    So I cut the springs:


    But just the front ones because I'm a trendsetter.















    But then the back ones because I suck at jokes. Also fixed by broken lip, zip tiessss.



    The back can come down a little more but I'll do that once I roll and pull my fenders because right now it rubs toooo much. I'll make some cool kustom adjustable coilovers with the help of alex and get it to be lower.
    I really love this car so far.

    Next on the agenda is a hood delete for now because the latch on mine is broken and dented and it gets stuck all the time; fender rolling, new taillight, purp tint delete yo, new heater core, engine spacing, bumper tucking, and moar springcutting are also in the books so I can drive it lower and stay warm.

    Sorry for the longass post but I've had her for a few weeks and finally got around to starting this thread! Thanks for looking!





  • #2
    It actually looks really cool as it is. Throw an oil cooler hanging out of the front, ae86 trd ducktail, and two huge ass boso pipes and call it a day.

    𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢
    @𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢_𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔯_𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔦

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    • #3
      jelly of that Subie.
      i don't use a computer for music, Strictly HARDware, Cassettes, Vinyl, Samplers and Drum-Machines.

      https://soundcloud.com/baphcat

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      • #4
        looking real good ben. You just need to go a little lower and your car will be awesome!
        E30 Buildthread
        http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=34177
        IG: Logyt

        e28 sig by logyt, on Flickr

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        • #5
          Pretty cool looking

          IG: Nick475

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          • #6
            OLGORE e!

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            • #7
              looks ugly ha but it'll do. Interesting enough my name is Igor and I used to drive an e28 and my wife's sisters name is Olga. You sure you and willis arent picking names from our family tree

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              • #8
                so your the bastard whose fenders are gonna get fucked. i was looking to see if he was gonna sell the wheels as soon as i got my e28 but you swooped em up. nice burnout pic.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by righteousrags88 View Post
                  looks ugly ha but it'll do. Interesting enough my name is Igor and I used to drive an e28 and my wife's sisters name is Olga. You sure you and willis arent picking names from our family tree
                  That is the greatest i've read all day. hahaha

                  Oh yeah and Ben, I dig the car dude! Purple window tint looks mean

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rice4life View Post
                    It actually looks really cool as it is. Throw an oil cooler hanging out of the front, ae86 trd ducktail, and two huge ass boso pipes and call it a day.
                    agreed. even better with that center exhaust would be boso pipes in opposite directions... like a big V
                    Hatchbacks, wagons... It's NOT all the same. You want in? Don't get a mazda 3, get a mazda 6 wagon. Don't get a wrx get a legacy wagon. and theres a reason the A3 isn't called the A3 avant... Scion does not make a wagon it makes a weird van, but no wagons

                    Sincerely,
                    The Wagon Mafia:Inner Circle
                    P.S. Is your tail a wagon?

                    Show cars are lame.

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                    • #11
                      Cool Bimmer.... what is the tire size ?
                      [IMG]/IMG]

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                      • #12
                        Interesting, if they where 1 or 2 sizes bigger it would look great. Or go lower.

                        Props for being different.

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                        • #13
                          those wheels must become mine someday!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rebounder View Post
                            agreed. even better with that center exhaust would be boso pipes in opposite directions... like a big V
                            no this

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by FunkyWagon View Post
                              jelly of that Subie.
                              me too
                              Originally posted by logyt View Post
                              looking real good ben. You just need to go a little lower and your car will be awesome!
                              thanks logan, it'll happen. I just need to get the pan sitting a little higher and it'll be dialed
                              Originally posted by Nick475 View Post
                              Pretty cool looking
                              thank you, it's just like medium cool right now
                              Originally posted by willis View Post
                              OLGORE e!
                              Here's a puffin

                              Originally posted by righteousrags88 View Post
                              looks ugly ha but it'll do. Interesting enough my name is Igor and I used to drive an e28 and my wife's sisters name is Olga. You sure you and willis arent picking names from our family tree
                              Yeah we despise your family. We name our ugly cars after the ugliest members.
                              Originally posted by justaneffer View Post
                              so your the bastard whose fenders are gonna get fucked. i was looking to see if he was gonna sell the wheels as soon as i got my e28 but you swooped em up. nice burnout pic.
                              Yeah being local helps, the fenders are going to die.
                              I wish it was that cool and actually a burnout pic but it's just the seafoam smoke

                              Originally posted by C.T. View Post
                              That is the greatest i've read all day. hahaha

                              Oh yeah and Ben, I dig the car dude! Purple window tint looks mean
                              Thanks dude, it's more of a lavender tint I'd say

                              Originally posted by v8-rekord View Post
                              Cool Bimmer.... what is the tire size ?
                              i don't know
                              Originally posted by dvious View Post
                              Interesting, if they where 1 or 2 sizes bigger it would look great. Or go lower.

                              Props for being different.
                              It will get lower, but I wish I could pull bigger wheels out of my butt that would be cool.
                              Thanks!
                              Originally posted by ronnigoon View Post
                              those wheels must become mine someday!
                              Someday, ooooover the rainbow
                              Originally posted by Rebounder View Post
                              agreed. even better with that center exhaust would be boso pipes in opposite directions... like a big V
                              I am not doing that. That is dumb. It will have sudo-boso dual side exits that will be real spiffy.




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