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  • #12616
    Originally posted by private_numero View Post
    I'm a nurse boss. I seen more dicks than a prostitute so dicks don't phase me







    No homo no shit
    Mate 100% understand you bro, when ya cant even move who cares if someone see's ya dick. I cant even shit or shower without help so my dick is out fuck it who cares.

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    • #12617
      What did I say man? Told you hahahaha


      Btw cops know about jdmst tomorrow
      We still going? Pre meet sw sesh tomorrow ?

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      • #12618
        get there before they come and stay until after they leave haha
        thats if they do come
        03' Toyota Crown Athlete V Premium

        Originally posted by TRaNz
        getout.

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        • #12619
          left my bucket of cleaning gear outside last night and some fucker stole it gg lol. northern suburbs reppn
          - = [ M . I . A | c r e w ] = -
          Originally posted by TRaNz
          Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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          • #12620
            Me thinks mighty car mods in in melbourne today for a meet.

            Also got defected on hwy lastnight. Feck ........ so shattered

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            • #12621
              Originally posted by georgeMK1 View Post
              Me thinks mighty car mods in in melbourne today for a meet.

              Also got defected on hwy lastnight. Feck ........ so shattered
              Hwy was fucked last night.

              "Sir one of your headlights is out.

              Pop the bonnet.

              Woah! You painted your rocker cover? RED!?!? Are you trying to kill people?!?




              DEFECTED"

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              • #12622
                Aww man that sucks George!! You did well to last that long though!

                Had a 21st last night. $2000 bar tab. My heads killing me now!
                Originally posted by TRaNz
                We ride homos together, we die homos together. Homos 4 Lyfe. <3

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                • #12623
                  Pre meet for jdmst agentz x stanceworks at gc tomorrow 3.45pm

                  1) private

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                  • #12624
                    Originally posted by Bflat View Post
                    Hwy was fucked last night.

                    "Sir one of your headlights is out.

                    Pop the bonnet.

                    Woah! You painted your rocker cover? RED!?!? Are you trying to kill people?!?


                    DEFECTED"
                    "and those 'safety' DRLs your car came with, im going to call them foglights and fine you $147 cos i dont know the difference between LEDs and H3 globes"
                    Sarcasm is easily calculated on vortex dude. Take 4 parts GLI lip and divide by BBS RS. If you are left with a remainder, subtract it from omgmoarlow. Profit.

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                    • #12625
                      Pre meet for jdmst agentz x stanceworks at gc tomorrow 3.45pm

                      1) private
                      2) Itz strawberry blonde i swear
                      - = [ M . I . A | c r e w ] = -
                      Originally posted by TRaNz
                      Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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                      • #12626
                        Originally posted by cln View Post
                        Pre meet for jdmst agentz x stanceworks at gc tomorrow 3.45pm

                        1) private
                        2) Itz strawberry blonde i swear
                        1) private
                        2) Itz strawberry blonde i swear
                        3) taylor swift
                        S I N G L E | W O R K S - Loneliness is a Lifestyle

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                        • #12627
                          Originally posted by Bflat View Post
                          Hwy was fucked last night.

                          "Sir one of your headlights is out.

                          Pop the bonnet.

                          Woah! You painted your rocker cover? RED!?!? Are you trying to kill people?!?




                          DEFECTED"
                          You get defected too ryan??

                          Its just gay that i just got the engine in and defect already

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                          • #12628
                            Originally posted by dylan8 View Post
                            "and those 'safety' DRLs your car came with, im going to call them foglights and fine you $147 cos i dont know the difference between LEDs and H3 globes"
                            ?

                            lights in the lower bumper are classed as fog lights regardless if what sort of globe is in them

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                            • #12629
                              Blew the clutch last night lol
                              Originally posted by anth
                              Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                              • #12630
                                hahahaha

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