Aussie Random Thread.

[Cooper.]

[private_numero]

Sorry cunts. Did not feel an earthquake. Why? Because static.

[Lukey]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY"]Labrinth - Earthquake ft. Tinie Tempah - YouTube[/ame]

[Jimmy_HR32]

Edit: Fuck Coop, too quick for me.

[Lukey]

[TRaNz]

fuck all these cunts and their earthquake FB statuses.......it was fucking nothing......fucking want to stab cunts now.

[HoZy]

[TRaNz]

no wayyy....bottles looked still way too faced on the shelving....fkin thought it was my store for a sec....hahahaha..fk my store...

[JC.]

So I heard everyone in Melbourne is dead?

[Lukey]

So I heard everyone in Melbourne is dead?

yep

lucky for me im not from that shithole of a city

[JC.]

yep

lucky for me im not from that shithole of a city

Hahaha, dafuq are you from then?

[Lukey]

Hahaha, dafuq are you from then?

traralgon

google it

about 30km from the epicenter of the quake

[JC.]

So your dead to?

[HoZy]

Bahahahaha

Those chinese!

Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus

http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news-confuses-masturbation-toy-with-a-mysterious-mushroom

[USDMem1]