Aussie Random Thread.

[mohsen]

Rocked up to my exams with hangovers/late. Never studied.
22.5 % enter. More succeeding then Mai clussmayts

[mohsen]

Lol luke. Honda clmmercial or what :p

I almost ploughed into the back of an Astra in the work yet at 80kays.. Was a pile up. Clutch in, drop to 2nd and slide out of it in a triton like a baws.

[mohsen]

Would you nigga be interested in a shisha sesh that I'll be organizing in a couple weeks time with the skyline brahs?

[Oxer]

Would you nigga be interested in a shisha sesh that I'll be organizing in a couple weeks time with the skyline brahs?

Im down for shisha

[Thestu]

can you engineer me an automotive dildo for wankers on the road ox?

[mohsen]

Im down for shisha

Cool, I'll send you a Facebook invite, friend.















:troll:

Btw, 1rd year mechanical engineering drop out.
How did I get so far in life? No idea. Maybe it's cause I'm from da norfff

[Oxer]

can you engineer me an automotive dildo for wankers on the road ox?

I can fly.

Cool, I'll send you a Facebook invite, friend.


:troll:

Btw, 1rd year mechanical engineering drop out.
How did I get so far in life? No idea. Maybe it's cause I'm from da norfff

1rd? LOL

[mohsen]

Hush sweet prince.

[private_numero]

Im down for shisha

down


they say i work at coles

[private_numero]

argh!!!!

So much anger this morning!

I'm so over the negative stereotypes of "hoons" and young drivers. A small minority ruin the community perception of an otherwise relatively docile group of people...but enough on that shit. I nearly killed a motorcyclist about 30mins ago. True story. Arrogance and lack of driver ability gets you nowhere!

I was driving along Hoddle Street after getting off the Eastern. I was in the left lane most of the way after exiting eastern and at about halfway between eastern exit the BIG intersection to to turn right onto Victoria Parade I was in the left lane, the middle lane became vacant and traffic had eased so everyone was doing the limit of 70 km/h so I indicated and jumped in the middle lane. Since traffic was at a standstill in the left lane I was in I had to zoom up the revs to match traffic flow in the middle lane. I hit a steady 60 km/h in the middle lane and had a car ahead, but traffic flow was good and kept a safe distance.

As I got further down Hoddle past the lights of the intersection JUST BEFORE the big turn onto Vic Parade, the left lane had picked up speed and was now flowing similar to our lane at around 60-70 km/h. I looked ahead and saw a motorcyclist on a newer Harley ripping it up after traffic gained momentum, he was a car or two length ahead in the left lane and I was still accelerating to hit 70 km/h. I was continuing to gain speed to 70 and he was trudging along at around 60-65 I'd imagine, so I was slowly getting closer in the middle lane and him in the left.

As we met equal in each lane, he floored it and pulled BLIND in front of me with no indicator at all and NO HEADCHECK! His rear tyre was no shit... about 2 feet from my front lip at 70 km/h. I clutched in and slammed my brakes while smashing the fkn shit out of my horn, luckily with the amazing stoppping power of my ep3r and decent tyre setup up front the accident was avoided. Although I had to split second head check and swerve into the right lane. Thankfully there was no car in my blindspot or just in front in the right lane or I would have hit them in avoiding killing the biker.

It got me so mad! Why is it that people drive so aggressively on a fkn motorbike in traffic?!!

I'll be the first to admit that I often drive like a bit of a nutcase when I want to give the car some beans, BUT only when I am in space or in areas I know well. However I do understand its not legal to drive this way or be an idiot, but lets face it - we all drive a bit aggressively from time to time. In the city in peak hour however is NOT the time or place for it and it just amazed me this guys stupidty!

Accordingly, once I reached the lights at Victoria Parade with hot brakes, a sore hand from smashing my horn and a hot head I wound down the passenger window and yelled rude words at this guy. I think he got the messaage while I barraged him with hateful anger and distain for a good 45 seconds. Although I think his biker gang may now be after me...

Also - yesterday I got home from work and parked my car in my driveway. As I was getting to the front door I heard some loud revving and a massive crashing noise.. I ran up the driveway to look and a biker had crashed his Kawasaki into my neighbours brick wall... lol.

Full curb jump sesh! apparently he'd been coasting down on his 2nd time on a bike and had nervously gassed it too hard from a stop start turning right out of my street and just made a b-line for the brick wall.

We all learn and make mistakes but his biggest mistake?? Helmet not done up (this was evident because it rolled down the street towards my house) and he was in a singlet, shorts and slip on canvas shoes. He had cuts all over his legs, a gash on his face and all the fairing on the side of his bike was fked. He probably only hit at 30-40km/h but it was enough to do some damage.

Moral of the story? 4 wheels allll dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

/end rant.

enjoy your day lads

hells angels sesh?

[DRVSLW]

should have hit him. he totally deserved it.

[Lukey]

i didnt even finish highschool.

ujelly?

[Oxer]

Problem future employer?

[Lukey]

[Lukey]

atm, after i finish my apprenticeship, my plan is to move to darwin.