Aussie Random Thread.

[private_numero]

Find pics of yourself nekid in the bath when very young.
Plant in his car. Tell cops he harassed you.

this

[kriss]

oooooh yeh

[TRaNz]

ssshiiieeeettt, like a g7, like a g7, now now now now, now im feelin sooo fly like a g7. =D

[elitee]

forza 4 is so g

[cln]

LOL WTF :P



Nah I'm a bigger person than that. my mum can live with the fact I'm never going to talk to her again and shes stuck with that fuck wit!

That sucks stu. Bash him lol
Colin, how the fuck?

ahem technically its not my fault ya know!

long story short (get out your popcorn i swear on my pot of gold its true)

car was parked in our driveway but dad decided to move it next door without telling me. Now this is all fine and dandy except 1.) their driveway is on a slant and 2.) i had a remote button on my alarm for my 32. So later in the next ive gone to go out and ive started it from my lounge room while i put on my shoes only to nearly shit my pants when i hear a sudden loud crash from outside. I ran out thinking some arab had drifted into a tree but to my dismay my car was gone . i was abit wtf so ran over and out of the corner of my eye saw my neighbours garage door pealed backwards halfway down AND i could still hear my car running. i was like oh shit i am so getting deported, jumped over the fence and looked in their garage and what did i see - my car had jolted in first on their driveway and because it was on a downwards angle it had actually started LOLLL flew straight through their garage door pealing it back like a tuna can and ran into the poor cunts brand new bbq . when i got to the car it had shut off but their bbq was fucking munted sideways.

And thats why im banned from most electrical appliances in my house. The end xoxoxox

PS. to this day i still claim no responsibility for the disaster but my dad always pulls the you should never have wired in the remote start.

[Oxer]

Bahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaha

[Thestu]

ahem technically its not my fault ya know!

long story short (get out your popcorn i swear on my pot of gold its true)

car was parked in our driveway but dad decided to move it next door without telling me. Now this is all fine and dandy except 1.) their driveway is on a slant and 2.) i had a remote button on my alarm for my 32. So later in the next ive gone to go out and ive started it from my lounge room while i put on my shoes only to nearly shit my pants when i hear a sudden loud crash from outside. I ran out thinking some arab had drifted into a tree but to my dismay my car was gone . i was abit wtf so ran over and out of the corner of my eye saw my neighbours garage door pealed backwards halfway down AND i could still hear my car running. i was like oh shit i am so getting deported, jumped over the fence and looked in their garage and what did i see - my car had jolted in first on their driveway and because it was on a downwards angle it had actually started LOLLL flew straight through their garage door pealing it back like a tuna can and ran into the poor cunts brand new bbq . when i got to the car it had shut off but their bbq was fucking munted sideways.

And thats why im banned from most electrical appliances in my house. The end xoxoxox

PS. to this day i still claim no responsibility for the disaster but my dad always pulls the you should never have wired in the remote start.

:O epic dude!

[180roman]

ha ha thats fucking gold, i've heard many stories with remote start alarms and people parking cars in gear

[namtaro]

damn colin.... damn lol

[mohsen]

Tonight, on, when rangas go bad! Bbqs are crushed!

[INVSBL]

fuck drifting, i fat arm winton like a sick cunt

[neni]

i think i want a remote start alarm now lulz

[hakhawk]

fucking commodore pieces of shit

[namtaro]

omg thankyou colin for the 2 stickers, it took me 2 tries to get it as straight as i could, was full raging sesh man

[Lukey]

stu have you stopped paying rent/board?