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OMFG SO GET THIS RIGHT
so i drop my missus to work this morning and on my way home a cop does a u turn in front of me so im like farkkk, so he pulls over and lets me passes and pulls me over. so i stop and put my window down....now it gets wierd.
*cop* FUCK YOUR CAR IS HOT, LOOK AT THOSE WHEELS THERE HUGE
*me* uhhhhhh thanks?
*cop* so tell me what ur doing
/me explains
*cop* so tell me whats wrong with your car
*me* wheels and ride height*
*cop* pop ur bonnet and boot please
/me does it and jumps out of car
*cop* what about this pod filter and cold air intake
*me* its got an air box around it and your allowed to have 1 air intake mod any way
*cop* no your not, its illegal
*me* im pretty sure you are mate
*cop* nope
*me*
*cop* what about this window tint
*me* got previously done for that thats why its stock up front and black at the back
*cop* still illegal like that
*me* pretty sure its not since vic roads passed me on it
*cop* its illegal
*me*
*cop* why do you have a stanley knife in your boot
*me* because im store manager for a glazing factory
*cop* well that explains it, jump in ur car and im gonna have a chat to my partner
/cop does a u turn and drives off.........
/me calls missus and asks wtf do i do
*missus* just gogogogo
/me boots it off
/end
so i drop my missus to work this morning and on my way home a cop does a u turn in front of me so im like farkkk, so he pulls over and lets me passes and pulls me over. so i stop and put my window down....now it gets wierd.
*cop* FUCK YOUR CAR IS HOT, LOOK AT THOSE WHEELS THERE HUGE
*me* uhhhhhh thanks?
*cop* so tell me what ur doing
/me explains
*cop* so tell me whats wrong with your car
*me* wheels and ride height*
*cop* pop ur bonnet and boot please
/me does it and jumps out of car
*cop* what about this pod filter and cold air intake
*me* its got an air box around it and your allowed to have 1 air intake mod any way
*cop* no your not, its illegal
*me* im pretty sure you are mate
*cop* nope
*me*
*cop* what about this window tint
*me* got previously done for that thats why its stock up front and black at the back
*cop* still illegal like that
*me* pretty sure its not since vic roads passed me on it
*cop* its illegal
*me*
*cop* why do you have a stanley knife in your boot
*me* because im store manager for a glazing factory
*cop* well that explains it, jump in ur car and im gonna have a chat to my partner
/cop does a u turn and drives off.........
/me calls missus and asks wtf do i do
*missus* just gogogogo
/me boots it off
/end
should be epic.
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