Aussie Random Thread.

[PhilTho]

females are a plenty

You would be incorrect.

Seb it can't be that bad... Oh wait yes it is because now that I've finished school I've resorted to playing Runescape
send help

[SebastienPeek]

surely kids out doing laps/skids near the skate park on a warm night.
shame uni isnt on, pubs are dirt cheap and females are a plenty

I can hear people doing skids, some bikes going hard before.

As for pubs and females, I don't want to be that loner guy at a pub...

[SebastienPeek]

You would be incorrect.

Seb it can't be that bad... Oh wait yes it is because now that I've finished school I've resorted to playing Runescape
send help

Aha pls send halp.

There were baby spiders in my bed. Pls send halp.

[Oxer]

Dont know what you're complaining about... i dont do anything, dont go see anyone, dont even play ps anymore....

Fuck every cunt, fuck with nobody.

[SebastienPeek]

Dont know what you're complaining about... i dont do anything, dont go see anyone, dont even play ps anymore....

Fuck every cunt, fuck with nobody.

I miss our hangs

[mohsen]

Dont know what you're complaining about... i dont do anything, dont go see anyone, dont even play ps anymore....

Fuck every cunt, fuck with nobody.

you shut your whorish mouth.

[Respect Till Death]

last day of work for the year today

[SebastienPeek]

Everyone watching Star Wars and I'm just sitting here, pretending to work.

[Craig Winters]

For the Audi fans

A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex mit you.'
'OK,'
says the girl,
'I'll charge €50 an hour.'
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,'
she replies cautiously,
'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
'Ah,'
says the German ........
'zat is ze....
'Four-sprung Duck technique

[mohsen]

i dont get it.

[Bflat]

i dont get it.

"Vorsprung durch technik". Audi slogan.

School yourself Moh.

[Craig Winters]

[USDMem1]

Its hot as fuck in here.

[Oxer]

Bruh... so hot

[Lukey]

how good dis hot weather