Aussie Random Thread.

[Lukey]

uKLey, that beard needs to go.

no way ho zay

[SebastienPeek]

Picked up nuts from Ryan, fuck yeah.

I finally got internet at home!

[TRaNz]

i picked up some natural almonds.

[SebastienPeek]

I can't eat them, only big ones

[TRaNz]

you wot m8?
LMFAO

[SebastienPeek]

Nut allergies, only big ones are okay, allergic to small ones

[SebastienPeek]

Pineapple Express on Channel 10, fuckyeah.jpg

[TRaNz]

how bizarre. LOL.

what if you ate like 3 small almonds so its equivalent to a big one. same same, different but same?

[SebastienPeek]

Same same but different.

Nah, I am only really allergic to Walnuts. Makes my mouth go all tingly, lips puffy and struggle to breathe sometimes lel

[TRaNz]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA, best convo.. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Lukey]

jason you need to grow a beard

[dylan8]

Seb just likes the big nuts

[TRaNz]

jason you need to grow a beard

if i stopped shaving now....in 15 years i still wouldnt be halfway to where you are with your beard...hahaha...fkin asian mann... LOL

Seb just likes the big nuts

nalyd.....you name spelt backwards sounds middle eastern.
Mohsen, you have a new relative now.....Nalyd.

[danielsahhhn]

pulled to the side of the road near a school at 3:30ish for a quick stop off at a friends house to pick up a key from under doormat and left my car parked right next to the student crossing (no pedo).

A minute later I walk out to discover a young primary school kid literally mashing his face on my window...like actually dragging his head across it and putting his hands on the window in a very obscure manner. I wasnt sure how to approach him because I wasnt sure if he actually had problems but he just saw me and ran off LOL!

Little cheeki kunt left finger prints all over my windows n shit

Must have been the "free candy" writing on the side of the car

Fucking what the hell did I just read?

That is hilarious!

*pats Sebs head*
there there.
keep calm, go mash your face on a car window.

speaking of random funny shit I just remembered this hahahahahahaha wtf

[mohsen]

Same same but different.

Nah, I am only really allergic to Walnuts. Makes my mouth go all tingly, lips puffy and struggle to breathe sometimes lel

you should try deez nuts, youll need a jaw reconstruction when youre done.