Sucks to be 80% of this forum...

[rubadub]

Well, just read this. Had a good laugh, apparently the writer owns an Audi, which I find funny since Top Gear thinks all Audi owners are cocks.

Anyway, enjoy.

http://konkocars.com/2009/07/15/the-top-10-cars-driven-by-douchebags/?AID=10546635&PID=3323800

[SeanDub]

Hahaha

[6erWebb]

Wait "anything BMW is a revered douchebag car"?

Well, I drive a "bimmer"... guess Im a douche oh well

[dubbr]

Lol, that was a good read

[B Rod]

No WRX, EVO, or SRT4s??

[Dr.AK]

Proud to be a douche, yo dawg.

[///Montizzle]

Fail list is fail. BMW should no doubt be on the list...

But how can there be no Escalade, STI/EVO, or SRT-4...cmon

[Gator]

Do I technically fall under the mk4 jetta gti catagory? Because I technically don't have a jetta or gti, but i do have a mk4

[M.Burroughs]

You're a douchebag, so yes. <3

[Stolzy]

im surprised the srt4 didnt make it on that list but a mk4 did? wow haha

[KMFDM28]

Wait "anything BMW is a revered douchebag car"?

Well, I drive a "bimmer"... guess Im a douche oh well

I came to the conclusion long ago that I'm a "douche" no matter what I'm driving. I'd rather be a douche in a 540i than a douche in a neon. I drive like a douchebag....and depending on the prudeness level of the motorist witnessing my "douchebaggery", one might say I drive like a comlete-and-utter douchebag.

[mojocoggo]

Can I still be one even if I don't have one of those cars?

[///Montizzle]

Only if you as nicely

[rubadub]

Haha, I do wonder how the SRT4 didn't make it on there, that and Camaro's and Mustangs either. Oh, and lifted truck owners...can't tell you how many times a douche in one of those thought it'd be cute to blind the Mk4 sitting on it's balls with high beams. Fucking d-bags.

[schroedin]

With a huge market of aftermarket parts (that can be overnighted from Japan) this car is rarely found stock, and always has a douche behind the wheel. Powered by the legendary Vtec, it is believed by douchebags to be the fastest car on the road. They are commonly found revving their engine at stoplights and racing soccer mom’s minivans to boost their ego. If sounds of lawn equipment are heard on your street then it is most likely a douchebag driving an Integra.