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        • Once there was a guy who chilled at home singing fee falling fie fiddley which sounded like george running and he decided that certain sexual fries with big onion rings should taste like crayons that were big enough to fit inside her gap and, she liked it enough that Mike Burroughs noticed raunchy and sweaty men were lovin his rusty panty mobile shitbox so he danced like a homeless transexual stripper puking on a noob tube. After he stuck his plasma out, he annihilated the crabcakes. Heather saw inside of him, and spread his 1jz juice everywhere. He came.

          Thankfully, an egotistical sheepherder reported that 1jz's are slow, horrible, and have broken turbos. The giraffes that eat those green beans said "please stop eating me!" So Kielan jumped out of the panties. He swiftly put apricots inside them. Later, Bono lubed his pickle inside santa's sleigh while Barak Obama's brother found himself and his used needles and said "in good time you'll kill someone with fireballs."
          "You're staying with your uncle and auntie in DC." So Barak whistled up a cab and the police pulled Drama over, he tested his semen for super VTEC before he talked his shit down. Later mike tried PCP to obtain a large sum of dildo's that he stuck lemon juice in. Babies run circles when getting their diapers changed, eating potatoes, carrots, squash, and kittys.

          Mike is exponentially growing a mammary gland that gingerifically engulfed his face and torso. Mike cannot move because his pants caught fire. Consequently, mike drove instantly to the burger joint in Quahog for Giggity, giggity goo. Fries are great! Milkshakes bring all the boy's to the yard and they're like, its better than your's, Untill doomsday comes; Earlier than me. The whistles were blowing when China sent General Burroughs to Singapore. Cataclysmic disasters dump copious amounts of twinkies which, Ducklings found parallel to my poker face. Twinkies became engulfed in lube. Balls became exposed by Bill Gates, he made a lot of cashmoneyz. He instantly prioritized windows with miniscule iphones that rang when monkeys pooped, That flung bananas at whores mouths.

          Sitting near black ice air, agoraphobia is cold. Big asses slide across rubber thongs with kinky intentions. So many black nipples, firm up like popsicles in July. Some women play farting ducks that moo, but occasionally treacherous ninjas judo during christmas season. Somehow Mike tried hookers milk, "Yummy! Tastes like chicken!" Heather then waltzed over to mike shaking his sausage while listening to porn. Dr. Phil likes Mike's crazy shark rocket rusted out automobile, he wacks to butterflies. Brazilian waxes make little boobs conscious of the nipples of Timmy. Somehow Mike consumed snails voraciously while a crabcake taco with herpes creeps up on mike to diddle the maid with thuggish midgets. Amberlamps came to halp penguins by starting fires in their pants. Then crack was dealt to nuns because they are hawt. Captain Falcon puncher aborted his fetus into a box that is filled with pickles! Soon after, Wayne slapped garth on top of their refridgerator. The cowboy's ass was losing density fast. Fat and happy people lick taint before going to the carnivals.

          Mullets' length depends on how quick hair grows. A wad of cash depletes quickly in my ownership. This time friday I must screw my mom’s teacher. She is a whore. After she crazily eats my large dust, she bends over backwards for ribtips. Now she desires Mikey’s wang bone apparatus.
          Feeling quite tipsy, Mike drove over Heather’s for some advice because he’s a horny boy. He doesn’t get any pink haired honeypot scrumpyumpy deliciousness. However, Heather can’t creamsicle him. Someday when she wins all the boys. Hopefully then Mike won’t get slipped GHB. Kielan really needs a pocket for his dong. Super man was small because the civilians ate marshmallow ecstasy. Nipples became hard from cold beer that suddenly exploded. Either way, she liked it.

          Anyways, back on track, there was a broski who had a farm. He plowed that souljaboy and Dan ripped off Mike’s 1jz and tachometer. But later Dan went to Hannah and saw cave of secrets. My ding-dong isn’t properly which sucks donkey tooth. What donkey –jobs cost? Bubbles became slippery when she lubed vigorously Ben's giant stiff chubby purple toaster-filled goodness. Ben has painfull hemoroids that burst like balloons in assless pants. Ben needs aid because his penis wants some lovin'.

          Chocolate rain has a decent beat box, "Not!" Some tricky zipper's make people burst a ball just like Mike. Doug Funny is trying to extract towels through talepathy. StanceWorks isn't very keen on 4x4 thus we banned Mike. Bags are on gay mobiles. True life is true. Stacy's mom is getting with me while toothless Heather sat with some fat and sassy britches kanoodling down on these lonely nights. Meanwhile a pedofile in Ben's basement; He was gagged with tasty balls with hotsauce and fudge. He tried hard to lather his Lexus with fermented semen which tasted tangy like orange salsa.

          But Heather tickled Tuck&Poke, and pulled his meaty stump. He ate sandcakes from crabs briefcase atrociously awesome day. What gives? Although it tasted quite creamy, like cool, smooth buttertarts. Ben ate his own rage then devoured some pudding. “This pops” he said. Pokemans poke like bad headaches that chunky bitches sooth. The dwarf was spinning outa control because his Crabapple smooth was funkdafied by a yeti. SoCal hoes are cleaner (but not not better) pancakes. Bananas taste ridiculous. Boom. Obama loves his mama. Billy and Miley went down town to find my left nut in a nut. Kielan went flying but got Abagnale which led to delivering several counterfeit dildos to stuff tranny’s panties full of Heather’s dingleberries. Tuck&Poke took a rather long monstrous limo that stole crotchless men’s Armanis tried too hard and ripped them and dipped on Frag who tickles his toes while Heather watched. As Heather, Oxer, Drama, Frag, Prodigee, and Tuck&Poke drove off to disembody worthless underaged swine, they ordered pizza with extra bullets. Then they hunted ricers with bats, pitchforks, and RPG’s destroying every single turd in racewarz. Bananas can enlighten Heather’s misconception of her monster children. After McCain humped Palin he came on bananas and ate her vajayjay cream. Oxer bananas hammock smelled like oranges and tuna from Europe imported tacos with tuna sauce tickling men. Fuzzy tuna bags other sluts like cinnamon up tastey sense. Sometimes often Tek smokes his trees while touching Kesha’s bottle like she sweats bullets because her vajayjay bleeds guacamole.

          But back on Tuck&Pokes driveway, a shotgun fired and he screamed FAK!!!!, Then pink taco's attacked you and plants with needles died quickly. Heather sucked Helium , then said "mmmmm I want pickles!" After that some Bitch tried to finger a small hole called Fred Durst. Fred moaned while Ben bent under him gently to see his Big, Meaty, Sausage slice and lick a dick popsicle. Balloon Godess liked. Today Mike thinks that rust is gay because he realised that Ben didnt have the proper way of not slamming his E28. Ben eats a lot when his mother shits a lot of candy cane treats. That's fucked up, but that's the last you'll ever bite that.

          Kielan went trolling on a forum called Honda-tech. He told Charlie to get a DC4 so Charlie didn't. After the dealership offered Mike, and Ike a S4 but instead he recieved bologna. Which idiot went to Disney Land naked, but Ben ate their cotton candy, so they drove naked to the library, where twin big German blondes with penises in peanut butter sandwiches. They looked stunned when at that moment the FBI busted a honda for being rice. Tuck&Poke made a cheese sandwich moustache which burned onto his balls which oxidized his anus. Now, there once came a boy without nunchucks but he had big boso-pipes that could be extremely cunty. They were able to over come Osama and Oprah with leather gloves. The vikings that grabbed her ass, and boobs while plastering, thought chocolate crusted nipple licking and touching balls would help Charlie cope with his anorexia. Meanwhile bondage happened in RT, Andrew flabbergasted by magnets, removed elephants from Constantinople, and fondled little boys.

          Kielan likes cars. But it's not obvious that he is a straight homosexual. Dave likes women. Sweat makes Oxer a homo-fied dog, that swallows lots of peanut butter. The gay moderator Oxer, swung his balls into a flaming bowl which contained brandy. Dave forcibly groped the little girl on crutches. Kielan's kangaroo slipped down a large inflatable panda vagina, and forgets about his flaming balls. Dude likes to suck dick, harass potatoes, and sour cunt holes.

          Why did it seem loose? Because Jeremy got it removed from mom's vagina, while jumping through hordes of ballsacks without protection. Then Furhrer Bfurroughs decided it was time to fuck a crowd of young cows with a wooden pickle. Ben had shoved condoms up Kielan's vagina with force. It took a lot of lube and cum filled obstacles to leap over. RT was terrible at being friends poop. All the turtles got wasted and started drinking gray vomit juice.

          So Oxer eggs. Dave's pink vole is a sloppy, wet mushroom. Oxer took both dicks firmly and stroked the jizz with his stuffed anus turkey and then chickens posthumously pecked Oxers eyeballs. Then Andgepants walked across pink velvet paper to Constantinople, where beans lay around eating dogmeat covered in brownies. The police pulled Ben over because he sat next to dildos happily rubbing his orange prostate. Suddenly a huge transvestite fish came big people all tape recordings.

          Unfortunately a serious rapist from Alabama mumbled "excuse me, I'm about to finish tossing this salad at noon". A dick coloured pantaloons fired many loads of peanut butter into space for ted nugent. Bump the ass was being a skywalker in my pants but that pokemon had no car insurance. So rape. His wifebeater with blood injected tampons as well as lots of frozen chicken fetuses up his welded can. Also he danced crazy while heroin flowed through veins bursting load inside. Six monkeys.......


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          Remember guys, grammar is important, and read the previous posts, some of the last few sentences started making no sence. Read before you post, Rules on page one. Lets bump this shit!
          Originally posted by anth
          Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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            Floccinaucinihilipilification

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                Originally posted by anth
                Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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                  BB6 Prelude . . E36 ///M3 . . VA WRX Limited . . 1969 Nova
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                  We all love to turn heads. Sub-consciously we're all materialistic attention-craving dickheads.

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                                Ol Dirty Bastard - RIP

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