The Never Ending Story.... Thread.

[chev_chelios]

cost

[dvsmethodz]

? Bubbles

[Atlantian]

*disregard from story: I have no idea what ^that^ means

Disregard from story: If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it, pal.

[dfreshx00]

became

[.:Heather:.]

Updated:

Once there was a guy who chilled at home singing fee falling fie fiddley which sounded like george running and he decided that certain sexual fries with big onion rings should taste like crayons that were big enough to fit inside her gap and, she liked it enough that Mike Burroughs noticed raunchy and sweaty men were lovin his rusty panty mobile shitbox so he danced like a homeless transexual stripper puking on a noob tube. After he stuck his plasma out, he annihilated the crabcakes. Heather saw inside of him, and spread his 1jz juice everywhere. He came.

Thankfully, an egotistical sheepherder reported that 1jz's are slow, horrible, and have broken turbos. The giraffes that eat those green beans said "please stop eating me!" So Kielan jumped out of the panties. He swiftly put apricots inside them. Later, Bono lubed his pickle inside santa's sleigh while Barak Obama's brother found himself and his used needles and said "in good time you'll kill someone with fireballs."
"You're staying with your uncle and auntie in DC." So Barak whistled up a cab and the police pulled Drama over, he tested his semen for super VTEC before he talked his shit down. Later mike tried PCP to obtain a large sum of dildo's that he stuck lemon juice in. Babies run circles when getting their diapers changed, eating potatoes, carrots, squash, and kittys.

Mike is exponentially growing a mammary gland that gingerifically engulfed his face and torso. Mike cannot move because his pants caught fire. Consequently, mike drove instantly to the burger joint in Quahog for Giggity, giggity goo. Fries are great! Milkshakes bring all the boy's to the yard and they're like, its better than your's, Untill doomsday comes; Earlier than me. The whistles were blowing when China sent General Burroughs to Singapore. Cataclysmic disasters dump copious amounts of twinkies which, Ducklings found parallel to my poker face. Twinkies became engulfed in lube. Balls became exposed by Bill Gates, he made a lot of cashmoneyz. He instantly prioritized windows with miniscule iphones that rang when monkeys pooped, That flung bananas at whores mouths.

Sitting near black ice air, agoraphobia is cold. Big asses slide across rubber thongs with kinky intentions. So many black nipples, firm up like popsicles in July. Some women play farting ducks that moo, but occasionally treacherous ninjas judo during christmas season. Somehow Mike tried hookers milk, "Yummy! Tastes like chicken!" Heather then waltzed over to mike shaking his sausage while listening to porn. Dr. Phil likes Mike's crazy shark rocket rusted out automobile, he wacks to butterflies. Brazilian waxes make little boobs conscious of the nipples of Timmy. Somehow Mike consumed snails voraciously while a crabcake taco with herpes creeps up on mike to diddle the maid with thuggish midgets. Amberlamps came to halp penguins by starting fires in their pants. Then crack was dealt to nuns because they are hawt. Captain Falcon puncher aborted his fetus into a box that is filled with pickles! Soon after, Wayne slapped garth on top of their refridgerator. The cowboy's ass was losing density fast. Fat and happy people lick taint before going to the carnivals. Mullets' length depends on how quick hair grows. A wad of cash depletes quickly in my ownership. This time friday I must screw my mom’s teacher. She is a whore. After she crazily eats my large dust, she bends over backwards for ribtips. Now she desires Mikey’s wang bone apparatus.
Feeling quite tipsy, Mike drove over Heather’s for some advice because he’s a horny boy. He doesn’t get any pink haired honeypot scrumpyumpy deliciousness. However, Heather can’t creamsicle him. Someday when she wins all the boys. Hopefully then Mike won’t get slipped GHB. Kielan really needs a pocket for his dong. Super man was small because the civilians ate marshmallow ecstasy. Nipples became hard from cold beer that suddenly exploded. Either way, she liked it.

Anyways, back on track, there was a broski who had a farm. He plowed that souljaboy and Dan ripped off Mike’s 1jz and tachometer. But later Dan went to Hannah and saw cave of secrets. My ding-dong isn’t properly which sucks donkey tooth. What donkey –jobs cost? Bubbles became…

slippery

[PHAS3D]

when

[.:Heather:.]

she

[checkmate2006]

lubed

[wheelfetish]

vigorously

[.:Heather:.]

Ben's

[PHAS3D]

giant

[wheelfetish]

stiff

[checkmate2006]

chubby

[wheelfetish]

purple

[Tuck&Poke]

toaster