The Never Ending Story.... Thread.

[Bracknaphobia]

^ posting right after your own posts kind of defeats the purpose...

[Atlantian]

cab

disregard this:

hahaha... sorry, I'll stop.

[Bracknaphobia]

Once there was a guy who chilled at home singing fee falling fie fiddley which sounded like george running and he decided that certain sexual fries with big onion rings should taste like crayons that were big enough to fit inside her gap and, she liked it enough that Mike Burroughs noticed raunchy and sweaty men were lovin his rusty panty mobile shitbox so he danced like a homeless transexual stripper puking on a noob tube. After he stuck his plasma out, he annihilated the crabcakes. Heather saw inside of him, and spread his 1jz juice everywhere. He came. Thankfully, an egotistical sheepherder reported that 1jz's are slow, horrible, and have broken turbos. The giraffes that eat those green beans said "please stop eating me!" So Kielan jumped out of the panties. He swiftly put apricots inside them. Later, Bono lubed his pickle inside santa's sleigh while Barak Obama's brother found himself and his used needles and said "in good time you'll kill someone with fireballs."
"You're staying with your uncle and auntie in DC." So Barak whistled up a cab

Disregard from story: Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song? Really? (with a presidential twist I might add)

Back to story: and

[Kielan]

the

[Bracknaphobia]

police

[Atlantian]

pulled

[.:Heather:.]

Once there was a guy who chilled at home singing fee falling fie fiddley which sounded like george running and he decided that certain sexual fries with big onion rings should taste like crayons that were big enough to fit inside her gap and, she liked it enough that Mike Burroughs noticed raunchy and sweaty men were lovin his rusty panty mobile shitbox so he danced like a homeless transexual stripper puking on a noob tube. After he stuck his plasma out, he annihilated the crabcakes. Heather saw inside of him, and spread his 1jz juice everywhere. He came. Thankfully, an egotistical sheepherder reported that 1jz's are slow, horrible, and have broken turbos. The giraffes that eat those green beans said "please stop eating me!" So Kielan jumped out of the panties. He swiftly put apricots inside them. Later, Bono lubed his pickle inside santa's sleigh while Barak Obama's brother found himself and his used needles and said "in good time you'll kill someone with fireballs."
"You're staying with your uncle and auntie in DC." So Barak whistled up a cab and the police pulled

Drama

--and thanks for bringing me into this lol

[Bracknaphobia]

over

[Kielan]

, he

[.:Heather:.]

tested

[Kielan]

his

[Tuck&Poke]

semen

[.:Heather:.]

for

[Tuck&Poke]

super

[.:Heather:.]

Vtec