I'm drunk thread

[SHOoff11]

I think I'm going to down some Colt 45 later this evening.

[Jlyons617]

I think I'm going to down some Colt 45 later this evening.

Bitch, send me some Colt 45.

[mikey G]

Havn't been able to have a drink in 10 months. 13 more days.....fuck. Reserving this post for that day.

[SHOoff11]

So my brother-in-law introduced me to the "coonass corona." It's a Miller High Life with a lime in it. Actually tastes like a corona, best part is 18 of them were only $12.

[mikey G]

So we are in "manas" anyone in the military knows about this place. You get "2" beers and get to relax and chill with your peeps. Me and my soldiers are hangin'. I feel so good, I get to meet my son for the first time EVER. He was born in august, he'll be 7 months old next month. So fucking stoked to meet him. I get home from my 2nd rotation in 3 days. I literally can't wait. I hope i'm a good pops.......oh yeah, I can't wait to fuck with my cars either!







FUCK!

[SHOoff11]

Congrats, man!

[mikey G]

You ever wake up the next day and regret writing something....yeah that was mine. Woof I'm a faggot.

I guess I was punished though, we are stuck in this shithole for at least 2 more days because of sand storms. Fuck my life.

[SHOoff11]

Bitch, send me some Colt 45.

I have to drive to Mississippi or the bad part of town here to get it. What's it worth to ya?

[SHOoff11]

So I went to a Mardi Gras parade, now in drink in the back of a Nissan Murano with a Prius hubcap I found.