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    5 Hungry Man TV Dinners - $3 (Kitsilano)

    Date: 2010-04-09, 2:34PM PDT
    Reply to: sale-bd88w-1684556035@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    So here's the thing. When I grocery shop, I treat it like a sport. I keep this little book with me where I write down prices I see. Asparagus on sale for 1.99 a pound? I jot down that sale price in the book. Then in the future, when I see asparagus on sale for 2.19 a pound, I double check my book to see if it's a must buy. 2.19 is not a must buy. BUT if that Asparagus had been on sale for .99 a pound? Ichi wa wa.

    Yesterday I was at shopper's drug mart and saw that Hungry Man Backyard Barbeque TV Dinner's were on sale for 2.99. These Hungry Man's are crazy. There is a barbeque chicken fillet, a barbeque rib shaped pork cutlet, mashed potatoes, corn, and a mother fucking brownie. Ba blam. I didn't need to check my little book to know that this is like the albino crow of bargains. I just grabbed as many as I could and started making out a personalized cheque. I was so excited to power up the old microwave that I forgot my receipt at the store.

    I got to my front porch and started ripping into the packaging right there. I was so excited. That's when I saw that this wasn't the backyard barbeque. This was the Fried Chicken Hungry Man TV Dinner. Awww Shit. And nothing against the Fried Chicken Hungry Man TV Dinner, really. It's fine. It's got three little fried chicken pieces, and it's got the corn and the mashed potatoes. It even comes with the mother fucking brownie. But it's not got any pork cutlet, and it doesn't have the barbeque flavour sauce. It's just not the same.

    I'm not going to charge tax for these guys, nor am I going to try and profit on Shoppers Drug Mart's obvious mistake in pricing these so low. I'm just going to pass the savings along to you.

    Serious inquiries only. Must pick up.

    Location: Kitsilano
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    PostingID: 1684556035


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  • #2
    lol! great ad. Ba Blam!
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    • #3
      lol..a muthafuckin brownie!
      -Jorge-

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      • #4
        that right there is pure awesomeness!!!

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        • #5
          So much win.
          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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          • #6
            At first I thought he was just telling the public about the savings, but now I see he wants to sell them haha

            -Dan

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            • #7
              wow
              Allen
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              • #8
                Win.. ahahahh

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                • #9
                  Haha awesome!! Hope someone makes the purchase

                  Watch out for those sorts of meals though, google "what is mrm?"

                  That has changed the way I shop fo sho. I check everything and anything with mrm is GTFO!

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                  • #10
                    lol ichi wa wa

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