You know you drive a slammed/stanced car when...

[mart1n95]

As the title says
You know you drive a slammed car when you get out your car and step up onto the road

[AngryShortBloke]

You know you drive a slammed car when whenever you go to get in you get a falling sensation.

[emj89]

You know you drive a slammed car when you have to think is scraping over this speed bump worth it?

[DragginWagon]

.....when the guy at the alignment shop laughs in your face.

[SoLOwX3]

......when your butthole puckers when you see a dip in the road

[Titty]

^ my butthole is perma-puckered at this point.

[Nick475]

^ my butthole is perma-puckered at this point.

i believe there is a moisturizing cream you can use to fix that

[Stupid Kid]

when you lower your car a considerable amount?

[Dudermagee]

When you create a dumb thread on S/W.

[Matt]

When you create a dumb thread on S/W.

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