Your woman vs. Your car

[aLaFleur]

To be honest:

My car is a hobby and defensible, but my woman isn't. My woman definitely comes before my car. If there's ever a time my car is first then, i need to find a new woman.

stfu Dr. Phill.

[mohsen]

How do you guys go with sex? My slut isnt in the mood half the time but I am. She just lays there and cries while I get my rocks off.

[Jlyons617]

How do you guys go with sex? My slut isnt in the mood half the time but I am. She just lays there and cries while I get my rocks off.

You mean she's still concious at that point?

[mohsen]

Usually.

[SebastienPeek]

Bahahahahaha Moh <3

[Wyatt Lay]

BEST THRAD EVAR
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[Khalil]

come on guys, this threads alright.
i keep it 50/50
my cars a head fuck but so is my girl.
i dont have the heart to hit my car though, spent stupid money on it. and honestly the only one that gets me through a rough day is getting into it and turning the key.
as for my girl. shes alright, but shes the one i throw around and abuse.
last time she washed my car with the carwash brush. the fucking brush dude.
i gave it to her nice and good. she had a black eye and a bloody nose for a bit and couldnt see her mother but its okay. she still gave me a blow job that night and i did some spirited driving.
another time she burnt the roast and i lost my shit and pushed her through a dry wall. fucking bitch cant even be a proper woman, she thinks shes excused because her mom died in a car accident when she was young and her dad didnt quite know how to raise a girl.
besides that shes alright. except for that time she called me an idiot. wow did i get fired up! nothing a few punches couldnt fix.
the car, it leaks sometimes but its okay. i can forgive that. its had a hard life being an ex race car and all.

oh man

[P78]

how a fucked up thread can still give you lols

[Justinfbi]

Hahahaha! I died! Lololol

[HighwayStarKG]

come on guys, this threads alright.
i keep it 50/50
my cars a head fuck but so is my girl.
i dont have the heart to hit my car though, spent stupid money on it. and honestly the only one that gets me through a rough day is getting into it and turning the key.
as for my girl. shes alright, but shes the one i throw around and abuse.
last time she washed my car with the carwash brush. the fucking brush dude.
i gave it to her nice and good. she had a black eye and a bloody nose for a bit and couldnt see her mother but its okay. she still gave me a blow job that night and i did some spirited driving.
another time she burnt the roast and i lost my shit and pushed her through a dry wall. fucking bitch cant even be a proper woman, she thinks shes excused because her mom died in a car accident when she was young and her dad didnt quite know how to raise a girl.
besides that shes alright. except for that time she called me an idiot. wow did i get fired up! nothing a few punches couldnt fix.
the car, it leaks sometimes but its okay. i can forgive that. its had a hard life being an ex race car and all.

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[sCrapp]

My willy accidentally did a sex cry into my filler cap once, and now it smells.

[MrNiceGuy]

First thing I thought of.

OP you are giving the internet too much time. Stop trying to fit in here. Nobody likes you no one will ever like you. You tried and failed so hard that I have nothing to compare to the amount of fail you committed. Take an F and go play gay star wars with your boyfriend.

Holy shit, next time tell him how you really feel...
I must have missed the OP's antics, user name doesn't ring a bell.

[Stupid Kid]

He made like 6 threads, each progressively worse than the next, declared himself the "king of stanceworks" and then got banned.

[RubbderDucky]

Lik dis if u crie evry tiem

[MrNiceGuy]

Damn I don't know how missed all that.
Funny shit though.