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[skrapez]

Guten morgen die schlampe.

[coconutt]

:'(

[skrapez]

:'(

Ich habe Geschlechtsverkehr mit Ihrer Mutter gestern Abend gehabt

[coconutt]

Ich habe Geschlechtsverkehr mit Ihrer Mutter gestern Abend gehabt

All I understood was mother and sex

Fuck it I'm already born.

[skrapez]

All I understood was mother and sex

Fuck it I'm already born.

lmao love me some online translator. I wish i could speak german.

[coconutt]

I wish I was at least bilingual.

[skrapez]

Treiben Sie Tiefpunkt, parken se unter.

[Minuki]

I wish I was at least bilingual.

This.

[coconutt]

Fik.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Good morning RT! Just another Friday...

...in which I work.

Oh well, Marilynn's making tamales for the whole garage.

[skrapez]

Black Friday special. You all can eat my ass for the small fee of $100.

[FluidMotorUnion]

Black Friday special. You all can eat my ass for the small fee of $100.

That means you're paying US $100, right?

[Khalil]

Black Friday special. You all can eat my ass for the small fee of $100.

110$ and you can take a picture

[FluidMotorUnion]

Paid $99 (after taxes, $89 before) for my one-way ticket to Cali next weekend. Baller pricing for a last-minute ticket purchase.

Virgin America, departing O'Hare at 6:50, lands at LAX between 8 and 9. Meet my friends at baggage claim, get picked up in E46 M3, sign bills of sale and shit, drop off previous owner, start driving back to Chicago.

Aspen's going to get some snow that Saturday, so we've made the decision to take the south route. Which sucks, because we don't get to pass through Vegas (not that we could stay long, with our tight deadline), but at least it will be mostly warm for a majority of the trip. Tuned E46 M3 + all-season tires = not equipped for an Aspen snowfall.

Cannot wait to skip town for a weekend. I need to leave the rolling plains of Illinois like nobody's business.

[Khalil]

What're said plans for this M3? I must know haha