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[coconutt]

I just read the previous posts... Fucking Dave you are comedy man

[Average_Jerk]

I just read the previous posts... Fucking Dave you are comedy man

fuck that river, i can take it

[ratmog]

Walked to the 24-hour shop in the torrential rain for milk.
Bought butter, bread, GU desserts and apple juice.
Got back, put the kettle on, realised I STILL had no milk.

[Jesus Christ]

Fucking apple pie is out of control delicious

[NegativeCamber]

Walked to the 24-hour shop in the torrential rain for milk.
Bought butter, bread, GU desserts and apple juice.
Got back, put the kettle on, realised I STILL had no milk.

in 'murica, the only time you see us walk down the street in the rain to the "24hr shop" is to grab more cases of beer because we are drunk and cant drive.

[Average_Jerk]

in 'murica, the only time you see us walk down the street in the rain to the "24hr shop" is to grab more cases of beer because we are drunk and cant drive.

mother fuck yes

[Average_Jerk]

watching Boston Beatdown videos on youtube makes me wanna go to a hardcore show lol

[ratmog]

in 'murica, the only time you see us walk down the street in the rain to the "24hr shop" is to grab more cases of beer because we are drunk and cant drive.

well I was a little drunk, does that excuse me? I wanted an end-of-night cuppa and nobody had any milk. ):

[Jesus Christ]

in 'murica, the only time you see us walk down the street in the rain to the "24hr shop" is to grab more cases of beer because we are drunk and cant drive.

In the south it's perfectly cool to get in your truck and drive there anyway

[Kielan]

at one point on my walk (6 fucking miles) I crossed a bridge over a river and I thought to myself "I wonder if Im strong enough to fight current of that cocksucker"

not like suicide. a good old fashioned Dave v. The River battle

Naturally.

fuck that river, i can take it

in 'murica, the only time you see us walk down the street in the rain to the "24hr shop" is to grab more cases of beer because we are drunk and cant drive.

mother fuck yes

Yup. Out of booze and need more? 7/11 is down the road? Let's go for a fucking walk.

[NegativeCamber]

haha. true that

[coconutt]

Awww, poor Rat...

[Kielan]

haha. true that

I mean who the fuck walks to get groceries..

Awww, poor Rat...

Still trying to put your dick in that I see.

[Average_Jerk]

Naturally.






Yup. Out of booze and need more? 7/11 is down the road? Let's go for a fucking walk.

if i could kill a river by stabbing it, i would. FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE! cunt whore

[NegativeCamber]

Awww, poor Rat...

how did i know you were going to pop in the moment she mentioned she thought she was drunk.
i think im drunk.
theres no alcohol in that drink.
oh.