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[Average_Jerk]

hey mother fucking dave

I tried to fuck this milf who lived across the street from me a while back. her husband was NOT happy about it

[Rírá]

why the motherfuck do americans always want to put LSx's into everything

[Average_Jerk]

why the motherfuck do americans always want to put LSx's into everything

its the only good engine that americans have ever made. we're just basking in its glory

[Average_Jerk]

Kevin, you staying with us at seacove?

[kevinc]

I tried to fuck this milf who lived across the street from me a while back. her husband was NOT happy about it

bet he was motherfucking pissed

why the motherfuck do americans always want to put LSx's into everything

why motherfucking not? they're motherfucking light, motherfucking powerful, and motherfucking cheap.

[jasonklee]

why the motherfuck do americans always want to put LSx's into everything

Because Nascar

[kevinc]

Kevin, you staying with us at seacove?

haha funny story uh I wish I was but I'm having car problems right now I'm trying to resolve and also its my best friend's birthday this weekend......


but it's mostly the car problems.

[Average_Jerk]

bet he was motherfucking pissed

why motherfucking not? they're motherfucking light, motherfucking powerful, and motherfucking cheap.

werd. she was not allowed to hang out with me anymore. he would always be mad when hed get home from work, and Id spent the entire day getting his wife drunk and trying sex her

[kevinc]

werd. she was not allowed to hang out with me anymore. he would always be mad when hed get home from work, and Id spent the entire day getting his wife drunk and trying sex her

wait true story?

[Average_Jerk]

haha funny story uh I wish I was but I'm having car problems right now I'm trying to resolve and also its my best friend's birthday this weekend......


but it's mostly the car problems.

Ive got 99 problems, but a car aint one. and thats becuase I sold it

[kevinc]

Ive got 99 problems, but a car aint one. and thats becuase I sold it

haha already sold? nice. got any leftover parts or did they go with it?

[Average_Jerk]

wait true story?

yes, completely true. I invested a couple years into that one. it was a personal challenge

[kevinc]

yes, completely true. I invested a couple years into that one. it was a personal challenge

that's awesome.

[Average_Jerk]

haha already sold? nice. got any leftover parts or did they go with it?

Ive got wheels, the front air struts and spindles and the rear bags. everything else is gone

[kevinc]

Ive got wheels, the front air struts and spindles and the rear bags. everything else is gone

oh ok cool. Well congrats on the sale! I need to sell my 135i now I haven't even sold the parts they're just sitting in my dad's garage.