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[Francois Dillinger]

i got vip seats at the california air show and got 2 catered meals and unlimited beverages.

[Average_Jerk]

just had some white trash roll through here trying to return a battery with no receipt or any kind of information. GTFO!! GO HOME AND SMOKE METH, YOU WASTE OF LIFE!!

[Average_Jerk]

i got vip seats at the california air show and got 2 catered meals and unlimited beverages.

the other day this girl i know bought me dinner and had it delivered to me while i was at work

[Francois Dillinger]

did you fuck her in your office?
i would.

[Kielan]

[Average_Jerk]

did you fuck her in your office?
i would.

she didnt deliver it, just paid for it and had it sent over for Old Dave

[Kielan]

This dude is so proud of his car. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCBhsDgvhw&feature=feedrec"]Acura Integra that i did myself - YouTube[/ame]

[Francois Dillinger]

He did it himself!

[Kielan]

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/

[Dudermagee]

and now I'm in Alabama

[Dudermagee]

I was almost killed by gangsters today

[Dudermagee]

Apparently my GPS didn't know there was a Roosevelt blvd in birmingham AL, which is actually in Truffsville or some fuffly named place.
It took me to roosevelt circle instead, which is the fucking ghetto.

[Kielan]

Csb.

[Dudermagee]

what about the chemical safety board?

[jared1988]

this bitch needs to email me back...