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[Average_Jerk]

Haahaha I'm a die hard NYer so manhattan is the bees knees

Too bad I can't drive my car within a 20 mile radius of it.

We should show that asshole Sean a bitching time, meet up in NYC get some coke, hookers, explosives, you know the usual.

I dig manhattan. it is a nice area. lots of history and shit to do

[Kielan]

Football season opener, or homecoming weekend preparation?

Just the Bama game this weekend, there was nothing going on at the time though, and there still isn't haha.

I dig manhattan. it is a nice area. lots of history and shit to do

Best city on the East Coast.

[Average_Jerk]

Just the Bama game this weekend, there was nothing going on at the time though, and there still isn't haha.


Best city on the East Coast.

last time i was there I bumped into Biz Markie in front of some shit hole pizza joint at 4am

[Jesus Christ]

a week after h2o I'll be 3000 miles away

The fuck did I miss?

[Average_Jerk]

The fuck did I miss?

Im out! FUCK YOU NORTHEAST!!

[benz88]

hes packin up and gettin the fuck outta dodge.

[Average_Jerk]

but if I dont raise some money, Im just homeless hahahahahahhaha

[Kielan]

Lol homeless Dave, sitting on the side of the street, drinking Jameson straight from the bottle, the most upperclass bum you've ever seen.

[Average_Jerk]

Lol homeless Dave, sitting on the side of the street, drinking Jameson straight from the bottle, the most upperclass bum you've ever seen.

I'll wear a suit too. that way people think I just had a tough day at the office, instead of thinking Im a bum

[Kielan]

But then people won't throw money at you?

[Average_Jerk]

But then people won't throw money at you?

why would I want them to thrown money at me? my plan was just to rob them. would you believe someone if they told you that a drunk lunatic in a suit robbed them, then insuled their wife/gf?

[Average_Jerk]

also, bums drinking expensive whiskey dont get dontations. if that was my plan, Id have to wear ripped clothes drink cheap gin and piss myself. and let me tell you. I do NOT like gin.

[Kielan]

why would I want them to thrown money at me? my plan was just to rob them. would you believe someone if they told you that a drunk lunatic in a suit robbed them, then insuled their wife/gf?

also, bums drinking expensive whiskey dont get dontations. if that was my plan, Id have to wear ripped clothes drink cheap gin and piss myself. and let me tell you. I do NOT like gin.

Dave you are a genius, I bow down to you.

[ratmog]

Lol homeless Dave, sitting on the side of the street, drinking Jameson straight from the bottle, the most upperclass bum you've ever seen.

I'll wear a suit too. that way people think I just had a tough day at the office, instead of thinking Im a bum

I am terribly inspired to draw this. brb.

[Average_Jerk]

Dave you are a genius, I bow down to you.

Im analyzed every aspect of being homeless. I think that wearing a suit, drinking Jameson, smoking cigars and robbing people is the way to go. Always gotta have a solid backup plan, and thats mine