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[Kielan]

How the hell do you "feel" like a STD, that makes no sense.

[Uyles]

he's white and is holding a Nikon DSLR in his fb picture.

i expected a 400lb. homosexual black man nicknamed Bubbles.

[Drama]

bahahaha!! I just made my sister cry like a bizatch

[Uyles]

The Game is where its at

and thiiiiiis guy knows whats up!

[Oxer]

so fucking tired..

[Kielan]

he's white and is holding a Nikon DSLR in his fb picture.

i expected a 400lb. homosexual black man nicknamed Bubbles.

Hahahaha, my friends roommate is the blackest mofo you have ever seen in your entire life, from the hood of Baltimore, his name is Marktil.... And he's bi. Shits hilarious.

bahahaha!! I just made my sister cry like a bizatch

What did you do?

[Drama]

i expected a 400lb. black man nicknamed Bubbles.

thats dope. I wish I had a black friend named Bubbles but minus the homo part.

[Gator]

lol, I meant a picture of the car, and hell yea I got some new sambas

[Iscrape]

and thiiiiiis guy knows whats up!

yezzir this song is funny as fawk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew9Zz...eature=related

[*96tegls*]

^^^^ wtf, shake


stoned

[Uyles]

I've never seen the music video for that song, ahahaha

[Drama]

Hahahaha, my friends roommate is the blackest mofo you have ever seen in your entire life, from the hood of Baltimore, his name is Marktil.... And he's bi. Shits hilarious.

What did you do?

where home alone right.

*Fedex stops infront of house*

*knock knock*
I open door
Can I have your signature pwease
*I sign* *get box*
Now I gotta call my parents telling them the box came
instead my sister calls to try to piss me off so im like "OK, karma bitch" (yes i said it like that)

She calls
She asks if she can open the box
parents say yes
I hold the box
she gets pissed and starts crying
starts yelling
She fights for the box yet I catch all her punches and then shes like "Dont touch me!"
she gets the box

then I did that one move where you put your hand under the other persons armpits and go

behind there head, kinda like a lock. I get the box back.

Then she grabbed it back, ran up stairs onto her bed and lays on the box

I drag her ass off the bed and she slams on the floor
I take the box back and she starts biting me then she tried fist-pound punching me and I caught most of them then she got 2 hits on my back and I LOL and say "you hit like a pussy. Theres karma for you bitch"

then she calls mom and cries and my mom puts me on the phone. Now its me, my mom, and my sister all talking to eachother and she starts yelling

I say she hit me
she says "get your back straight before you start talking crap!"
me: "last time I checked my back was straight so im clear"
her: "blah blah blah"
me: " OO YOU MAD!!"
silence ( at this point my moms trying not to laugh cause she knows all about that stuff like, "cool story bro, o you mad, and what not)

then my sister hung up cause she didnt know what to say

FIN

[Iscrape]

^^^^ wtf, shake


stoned

I've never seen the music video for that song, ahahaha

yeah its one of his just like messing around songs not serious

[Drama]

lol, I meant a picture of the car, and hell yea I got some new sambas

o ok lol

sambas, like the Adidas?

[Iscrape]

where home alone right.

*Fedex stops infront of house*

*knock knock*
I open door
Can I have your signature pwease
*I sign* *get box*
Now I gotta call my parents telling them the box came
instead my sister calls to try to piss me off so im like "OK, karma bitch" (yes i said it like that)

She calls
She asks if she can open the box
parents say yes
I hold the box
she gets pissed and starts crying
starts yelling
She fights for the box yet I catch all her punches and then shes like "Dont touch me!"
she gets the box

then I did that one move where you put your hand under the other persons armpits and go

behind there head, kinda like a lock. I get the box back.

Then she grabbed it back, ran up stairs onto her bed and lays on the box

I drag her ass off the bed and she slams on the floor
I take the box back and she starts biting me then she tried fist-pound punching me and I caught most of them then she got 2 hits on my back and I LOL and say "you hit like a pussy. Theres karma for you bitch"

then she calls mom and cries and my mom puts me on the phone. Now its me, my mom, and my sister all talking to eachother and she starts yelling

I say she hit me
she says "get your back straight before you start talking crap!"
me: "last time I checked my back was straight so im clear"
her: "blah blah blah"
me: " OO YOU MAD!!"
silence ( at this point my moms trying not to laugh cause she knows all about that stuff like, "cool story bro, o you mad, and what not)

then my sister hung up cause she didnt know what to say

FIN

kinda sounds creeepy ............but you won