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[Average_Jerk]

Was just eating in new shitdon, an asshole asian family
came in, one ordered and they way they ordered I'm willing to bet no one knew the fuck they said, waitress asked for the order again, and they replyed with

"uhhpearebtly dey dohn undarstand engrish, I Chinese und I undarstand eht fine"

Just thought it was silly

Jason don't ban me I love you

years ago I had one asian customer. he was PISSED. "this is ridicurous, im carring my rawyer!" then he stormed out. he was so stereotypical that I thought it had to be a joke.

[Average_Jerk]

I realized that beer is detrimental to my gym time, I now understand why Henschke doesn't drink.

i thought he didnt drink cause hes a pussy

[Dudermagee]

i thought he didnt drink cause hes a pussy

well there is that too

[Rírá]

hungover gym is good, you just sweat all the shit out, I usually just go play soccer for a few hours when I'm hungover to sort me out.

[Francois Dillinger]

just smoke a lot of weed....arnie did it and he was a monster. definitely the weed.

although....he did cheat on his ugly wife with an even uglier housekeeper or nanny or whatever.

[Average_Jerk]

hungover gym is good, you just sweat all the shit out, I usually just go play soccer for a few hours when I'm hungover to sort me out.

hung over gym at 630am is not good at all

[smoky0937]

the girl at chipotle.......her head was shaped like an alien

I have a facebook friend who me and my friends simply refer to as the alien. Short wide head, some E.T phone home shit, but rockin body such a shame.

[Francois Dillinger]

hung over gym at 630am is not good at all

anything at 6:30 am is not good at all...

[Average_Jerk]

I have a facebook friend who me and my friends simply refer to as the alien. Short wide head, some E.T phone home shit, but rockin body such a shame.

hahaha


I think that Tila Nguyen is the most popular alien model ever

[Average_Jerk]

anything at 6:30 am is not good at all...

you have a pretty good point

[smoky0937]

hahaha


I think that Tila Nguyen is the most popular alien model ever

is that tila tequila? i feel like there should only be 1 azn with the first name tila

[Rírá]

anything at 6:30 am is not good at all...

Head at 6:30 is good

[Average_Jerk]

is that tila tequila? i feel like there should only be 1 azn with the first name tila

yea, she changed her name at some point. back when she was a model at Import Revolution/HIN she was just Tila Nguyen. but that was like 10 years ago

[Francois Dillinger]

Head at 6:30 is good

but it's better around 10 while eating breakfast the chick just made me.

[smoky0937]

yea, she changed her name at some point. back when she was a model at Import Revolution/HIN she was just Tila Nguyen. but that was like 10 years ago

oh ok that makes sense. she does have a alien face but i'd tap that like 6-7 times before the stds kicked in