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  • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
    Story time! So I got pulled over on the way to work this morning

    me yelling back to the cop - my windows dont roll down, so I have to open the door
    cop - oh, ok. wheres your (sees front plate in door pocket). I guess that answers that. No inspection or registration sticker?
    me - the guy at the inspection place said it was pointless becuase the tire was so bald
    cop - which tire
    me - right rear
    cop -........oh, yea its pretty bad. license and registration
    me - umm hang on. (digging through papers)
    cop - did you just register the car?
    me - I just moved from ct, see there are my ct plates I havent mailed back yet
    cop - ah i see. ill be right back


    cop - ok heres the deal. im giving you a fix it ticket for your tire. get that replaced. then get the car inspected. also, wheres your side view mirror?
    me - it randomly fell off the other day

    cop - *sigh* fix that too. but the tire is the only thing thats really important. you have 24 hours
    me - ill be in Georgia in 24 hours
    cop - ok, ill make a note that im aware youre going out of town. just plea not guilty and bring your plane ticket to court
    me - im driving
    cop - *sigh* ummmmmmmm
    me - hotel receipt?
    cop - yea sure. i guess that works. get that tire replaced right when you get back
    me - ok thanks
    cop - and wear your seat belt, next time you'll get a ticket for that.
    me - i usually do, but my commute to work is like 2 miles.

    then i bsed with the cop about work

    cop - have a nice day.


    so I got a fix it ticket for a bald tire. nothing else. and he told me that he'll drop that if i get it replaced next week.
    Originally posted by Oxer
    I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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    • awesome cop story lol
      2006 BMW 325i - daily
      1978 MGB - always broken
      1991 Nissan 240sx Coupe - also broken

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      Originally posted by Zayan
      Would definitely distribute cocaine and run a porn business with a car like this.

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      • Time to throw the TMBs on to save yourself some coin. Sounds like a pretty nice cop though.
        - Kielan (Key-lin)

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        • Originally posted by Alexander View Post
          Le retardedly overpriced.
          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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          • Yep but very nice.

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            • Meh.
              - Kielan (Key-lin)

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              • Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                Time to throw the TMBs on to save yourself some coin. Sounds like a pretty nice cop though.
                he was cool. young guy. didnt even ask me if i had weapons in the car. i got used to that living in the hood lol
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                • To each is own. Car looks sweet btw

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                  • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                    he was cool. young guy. didnt even ask me if i had weapons in the car. i got used to that living in the hood lol
                    I get asked if there are drugs or weapons in the car.
                    - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                    • Originally posted by Kielan View Post
                      I get asked if there are drugs or weapons in the car.
                      thats because you are always DWB
                      Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                      • Originally posted by Average_Jerk View Post
                        he was cool. young guy. didnt even ask me if i had weapons in the car. i got used to that living in the hood lol
                        Most of the young cops over here are very unrelaxed and kinda aggressive. very overambitious as well.

                        My best friend will be a cop when he finished his apprenticeship.
                        Originally posted by Oxer
                        I dont know why, but I love your car.. Its OEM cleanness makes me happy in the genitals.

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                        • Originally posted by Dudermagee View Post
                          thats because you are always DWB
                          Yeah shit sucks. One of things.
                          - Kielan (Key-lin)

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                          • I'm hongray
                            Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                            if "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" doesnt include being able to buy a huge veiny motherfucker then the declaration of independence isnt worth the hemp it was written on.
                            Originally posted by Jedidiah
                            he speaks the truth.. he doesn't even have the -- -- eyes.

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                            • Originally posted by Han View Post
                              I'm hongray
                              Never heard of that nationality, where in Asia is that?
                              Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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                              • Originally posted by K.rischan View Post
                                My best friend will be a cop when he finished his apprenticeship.
                                for his loss
                                Floccinaucinihilipilification

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