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[Drama]

is that why you always wanted to open a 7-11?

[Dudermagee]

I see, I am impressed with precisely 24% of your lineage. You must be 24% an alright guy.

go eat some haggis while wearing a kilt and playing a bagpipe

[Streetlight]

I'll trade you a handful of colorful beads for your land

Don't tempt him, he will gamble those beads into a casino empire.

[Average_Jerk]

Don't tempt him, he will gamble those beads into a casino empire.

only 2% odds on that one, I'll take that bet

[andybob]

I'm Italian, Norwegian, English, and Native American. My Mom's side of the family was part of the Loomis Gang way back in the day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loomis_Gang

[Dudermagee]

I'll trade you a handful of colorful beads for your land

deal, then when you have it I'll blitzkrieg it back.
Then when you ambush me I'll give it up.
Then I'll run away yelling FREEDOM!!

[Streetlight]

deal, then when you have it I'll blitzkrieg it back.
Then when you ambush me I'll give it up.
Then I'll run away yelling FREEDOM!!

Correction, he was killed while yelling Freedom, at least get the story right.

[Dudermagee]

Correction, he was killed while yelling Freedom, at least get the story right.

mel gibson
BSA thats what the hollywood jews want you to think
/mel gibson

[Streetlight]

mel gibson
BSA thats what the hollywood jews want you to think
/mel gibson

So you have a thing for mel gibson.


he popular take on “how the West was won” evokes images of rowdy cowboys and brave Indians slugging it out, with the noble but obsolete Indians gradually falling back and fading away before the military might of the Europeans, and the moral force of “manifest destiny,” the principle that the white American has a God-given mandate to conquer and rule the entire temperate zone of North America from the Atlantic to the Pacific coast. All the while the Indian is seen as faithfully paired off with his “squaw,” and the cowboy or the soldier as getting his rocks off on the run in the local bordello, under the tough but benign gaze of the hard-nosed madam: “Wham, bam, thank you m’am!”

Whatever may be the merits of that colonial mentality, still prevalent de facto and de jure throughout the U.S., the fact is that this image has little to do with how either the victor or the vanquished lived. But only a handful of scholars are likely to be aware of the rich veins of homoerotic tradition pervading the culture of the invaders as well as that of the First Nations whose lands they barged through. Of the intimate friendships and love affairs among cowboys we will have little to say here. And of the furtive kisses between soldiers, Walt Whitman has already said a great deal.

[Dudermagee]

so you have a thing for mel gibson.


He popular take on “how the west was won” evokes images of rowdy cowboys and brave indians slugging it out, with the noble but obsolete indians gradually falling back and fading away before the military might of the europeans, and the moral force of “manifest destiny,” the principle that the white american has a god-given mandate to conquer and rule the entire temperate zone of north america from the atlantic to the pacific coast. All the while the indian is seen as faithfully paired off with his “squaw,” and the cowboy or the soldier as getting his rocks off on the run in the local bordello, under the tough but benign gaze of the hard-nosed madam: “wham, bam, thank you m’am!”

whatever may be the merits of that colonial mentality, still prevalent de facto and de jure throughout the u.s., the fact is that this image has little to do with how either the victor or the vanquished lived. But only a handful of scholars are likely to be aware of the rich veins of homoerotic tradition pervading the culture of the invaders as well as that of the first nations whose lands they barged through. Of the intimate friendships and love affairs among cowboys we will have little to say here. And of the furtive kisses between soldiers, walt whitman has already said a great deal.

tl;dr

[Streetlight]

tl;dr

tl;dr summary : indians are gay.

[Dudermagee]

tl;dr summary : indians are gay.

Maybe, but don't you guys smoke fags?

[Streetlight]

Maybe, but don't you guys smoke fags?

Perhaps, perhaps.

[ratmog]

I think I just missed a huge opportunity for a brit!tagteam then.

edit: ono, we're still at it.

(we smoke fags because its better than fucking them.)

[Dudermagee]

time for bed
later stance whores