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[Oxer]

Its not a tumor.

[Dudermagee]

Its not a tumor.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo"]YouTube - It's not a Toomah![/ame]

[ratmog]

lolwut?

"These laws are apparently still valid in the British legal today, having not been repealed since they became obsolete. I do not guarantee their truth. However, they may be of some use to some hitchhiker somewhere: Being caught short: According to British law, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants. But most importantly, she can, upon request pee in a Policeman's helmet. It is also totally legal to urinate upon the rear inside wheel of any vehicle (this apparently dates back to the days when it was considered the norm to pee on your neighbours cart. Taxi drivers: British taxi drivers must, by law carry a shovel and a bale of hay in the back of their hackney cab. (Again, dates back to when they all drove horses and carriages. Christmas: It is illegal to celebrate Christmas, it must be treated solely as a religious festival, although no-one is likely to prosecute nowadays as the last conviction was in the puritan days of Cromwell. Policemen: Any question a policeman asks you, you may apparently ask it back. So the correct response to "What is your name?" is; "No, what's your name?". "

The peeing in a hat one is mostly only a by-law now, so doesn't affect the whole of the UK.

[Dudermagee]

you guys are gross over there

[SeanDub]

you guys are gross over there

[ratmog]

you guys are gross over there

We can talk our cops round in circles though ;D
Probably get done for obstruction of justice if we tried it..

[ratmog]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1383475/Elizabeth-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-Marlon-Brandos-9-11-roadtrip-eating-KFC.html

Laughing so hard at this photoshop in that article.

[Oxer]

What the fuck is this.

[ratmog]

What the fuck is this.

I'm not quite sure, but its hilarious and published in one of the most respected UK papers.

[Dudermagee]

jojo grew up

[Jesus Christ]

dude who is she and why do i wanna fuck her so bad?

[Dudermagee]

dude who is she and why do i wanna fuck her so bad?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JoJo_(singer)

[Oxer]

Who the fuck is jojo?

[Jesus Christ]

dem fucking legs...gawd.

[Oxer]

Meh, we've both seen better Jaze.