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[SeanDub]

40 litres = 8.7987663 Imperial gallons

That sucks.

[Average_Jerk]

Pretty sure all hookers are slaughterable after use.

good old disposable broads

[ratmog]

That sucks.

It really does. I'm just glad my car manages 38mpg, I feel pretty sorry for my less economical friends.

[ratmog]

But wait - if she was a good hooker is she spared for later use? If not then you may run out of decent ones?

[Oxer]

good old disposable broads

They're like blow up ones, only they start off warm and get cold....

From what I've heard, the blow up ones are the opposite, but I wouldnt know.

[Oxer]

But wait - if she was a good hooker is she spared for later use? If not then you may run out of decent ones?

A good hooker is a dead hooker.

[Kielan]

So fucking bored... Rory isn't home yet so I can't go harass him... Sigh...

[ratmog]

A good hooker is a dead hooker.

I'm not sure if this is you being nice and deciding that prostitution should end, or having a peculiar want for necrophilia.
I'm gonna go with the former and applaud you.

[Oxer]

So fucking bored... Rory isn't home yet so I can't go harass him... Sigh...

Fag.

[Oxer]

I'm not sure if this is you being nice and deciding that prostitution should end, or having a peculiar want for necrophilia.
I'm gonna go with the former and applaud you.

I dont have a want for it... Im generally pretty satisfied.

[Oxer]

* Awkward silence *

[ratmog]

I dont have a want for it... Im generally pretty satisfied.

Well that's ok then. <:
I had a friend whose boyfriend asked her, during sex; "Could you breathe a little less, it's turning me off."

[Kielan]

Fag.

Calling me gay for having friends? Well then I guess I'm a raging faggot.

[Oxer]

Well that's ok then. <:
I had a friend whose boyfriend asked her, during sex; "Could you breathe a little less, it's turning me off."

I would be getting the fuck out of there...


Isnt there a movie about a necro guy, who makes a hooker sit in a bath tub full of ice to drop her body temp before he fucks her? Or was it a porno I watched? Cant remember...

[Oxer]

Calling me gay for having friends? Well then I guess I'm a raging faggot.

Such a gay response.